"Dude, I think I might start wearing a helmet."

"Wow Man, only noobs wear helmets."

"Sure Dude, you don't look as cool in a helmet, but who cares?"

"Right Man, life's too short to worry about looking cool ....in my humble opinion."

"But Dude, I hate how helmets bounce around."

"Right Man."

"And Dude, I hate wearing helmets in big surf cause I can't swim as well."

"Right Man ...when you screw up and lose your kite and stuff, hey."

"Dude, I still might buy a helmet though. I've been remembering our lost loved ones, god bless them."

"But Man, I had a friend who wore a helmet. A board hit him in the head and it went through the helmet."

"Dude, how many stitches?"

"Only 10, Man.

"And Dude, if the helmet fits poorly, it can cause serious neck injury."

"Wow Man, NOT DYING is more important than some silly neck injury, isn't it?"

"Dude, folks die wearing helmets, you know."

"Wow Man, I think I might start wearing an impact vest."

"Dude, only noobs wear impact vests."

Dude you really should look into medication for your bipolar