"Dude, check out my new boat."

"It's totally awesome, Man."

"Dude, do you want to launch your kite from it?"

"Wow Man, I have enough problems setting up a kite on land."

"Dude, you can do a drift-launch. It's easy."

"Easy to wrap my lines around the prop, Man."

"Dude, don't worry. Pre-rig and use a bucket for the lines."

"Sounds messy, Man."

"Just make sure you don't pass the bar through the lines, Dude."

"So how do I land my kite, Man?"

"Dude, fly your kite onto the water and I'll deflate the main sock ...and reel you in."

"Sounds messy, Man."

"Dude, don't worry."

"Hey Man, did I ever tell you that I get very seasick on boats?"

"Sounds messy, Dude."

waveslave said...

"Dude, check out my new boat."

"It's totally awesome, Man."

"Dude, do you want to launch your kite from it?"

"Wow Man, I have enough problems setting up a kite on land."

"Dude, you can do a drift-launch. It's easy."

"Easy to wrap my lines around the prop, Man."

"Dude, don't worry. Pre-rig and use a bucket for the lines."

"Sounds messy, Man."

"Just make sure you don't pass the bar through the lines, Dude."

"So how do I land my kite, Man?"

"Dude, fly your kite onto the water and I'll deflate the main sock ...and reel you in."

"Sounds messy, Man."

"Dude, don't worry."

"Hey Man, did I ever tell you that I get very seasick on boats?"

"Sounds messy, Dude."

Dude: Well here we are, kilometres off shore kite-surfing a bombie. It's time to try out your boat launch method.

Man: Dude, we have a problem…

Dude: oh oh, this sounds messy Man

Dude: I forgot to put the bungs in Man. The boat's gonna get messy.

Cut to image of boat slowly sinking, taking Dude & Man with it to davey jones' locker…..

Cut to sounds of Seabreeze forum readers' ecstatic clapping and cheering at not having to read this stream of consciousness crap any more….

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i think you should give them a call