"Dude, don't go thinking that only kooks use board-leashes."

"There are no rules, Man."

"Right Dude, plenty of rippers use board-leashes."

"Well Man, kooks use board-leashes because they suck at bodydragging."

"Dude, rippers use board-leashes not because they suck at bodydragging."

"So Man, ... rippers elect not to bodydrag?"

"Right Dude, some of my best friends choose never to bodydrag."

"But Man, I know rippers who suck at bodydragging."

"Dude, there are kitespots around the world where local ordinances enforce the mandatory use of board-leashes."

"Wow Man, ... so there are rules after all."

we've been waiting a long time for the latest Dude&Man thread, but is that all you could come up with?

Dude&Man need a holiday, to re-invigerate themselves...
I hear Rio is nice: