"Dude, my car got broken into at Woodies."

"Wow Man, what a bummer."

"Right Dude, they smashed the drivers window ... and I'd left all the doors unlocked. Go figure ?"

"That's so stupid Man. Just dumb-arse losers I guess."

"Not so dumb-arse, Dude."

"Why Man ?"

"Cause Dude, they didn't steal the kite that was on the back seat. They actually left me with another."

"Wow Man, like two kites now on the back seat ...that's tripping me out."

"No Dude, it was totally predictable."

"So Man, you are now the owner of two Links ??"

"Right Dude, two fken Links."

Mr Slingshot is not happy...