WA
4263 posts
"Dude, I'm so confused about assisted launches."
"Why Man, what don't you get about launching ?"
"For instance Dude ... the guy dicking around with his bar forever,, is he called the launcher or the launchee ??"
"Wow Man, the guy holding the kite is called the launcher."
"So Dude, is the guy dicking around with his bar forever called the launchee ?"
"No Man, the guy dicking around with his bar forever is called the pilot."
"Dude, don't ever say that stupid word."
"What stupid word, Man?"
"Dude, don't ever say pilot."
"Why Man?"
"Cause Dude, pilot is the most retarded word in the kite language."
"How so Man?"
"Cause Dude, we own kites, not aeroplanes. We go kiting, not piloting."
"Right Man."
"So Dude ...getting back to what I was originally asking "
....."Wow Man, what was the question again ?"
14 posts
Waveslave do u have any actual mates? My mates would burn me if posted **** like this. It's not even remotely funny. Get outta from behind the keyboard bro. Sounds like u need it
QLD
263 posts
Honestly though what do you people do when stuffing around hooking in for 1-2 minutes after you've asked someone to launch you? isn't it as simple as grabbing the chicken loop and hooking in? your lines should already be run out and bar sitting correctly positioned in the sand. it's not rocket science.
NSW
561 posts
Wow, Dude and Man is still a thing? I haven't been on the forums for many months... how many episodes have I missed?
QLD
356 posts
i haven't been here for nearly a year and there still as **** as when i left