Dude and Man

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waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
22 Jul 2011 7:00pm
"Dude, check out my windmeter."

"Wow man, you're kidding me -- right?"

"Dude, why are you laughing at me?"

"Man, I'm just surprised you bought a stupid windmeter, that's all."

"Why, dude?"

"Cause man, windmeters are for greenhorns and geeks."

"Dude, windmeters are good for learning to accurately measure the wind -- without having the need for a meter."

"That's totally oblique, man."

"And dude, it doesn't need batteries so it's free to use."

"So man, what's the BS-meter saying?"

"It's saying it's pretty windy, dude."

"Yeah man, I know that. But what's the reading?"

"Can't say dude."

"Tell me the goddamn knottage, man!"

"Not telling you, dude."

"Wow man, I can see the power's gone straight to your head."

"Who's laughing now, dude?"
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
22 Jul 2011 9:18pm
dude , I have a never fail safety system that means you wont need to use a killer death leash ever again!!!

man, thats heaps cool,,please show me some pics of your system,,or at least describe it as it may save peoples lives and make the beaches safer for everyone.

Dude,,,Im not here to help you,,work it out yourself.Its not my problem. Even if I do keep banging on about the safety issues of killer leashes that I have an answer for but am not gunna share......

duuuuude WTFLOLding

BarryDawson
BarryDawson
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
22 Jul 2011 7:46pm
Dude I told you no pics!

But man we all want to be enlightened on foolproof safety systems

Dude figure it out for yourself

But man we are not of your calibre and we all need your help

No dude, it's my job to make you think on your own two feet

Oh please man, I want everyone to be as safe as you and all that come in contact with you

Ok dude, you win, I'll tell you..... Naaaa I changed my mind......You figure it out on your own!

Ohhhh mannn!!!
NoBS
NoBS
WA
908 posts
WA, 908 posts
22 Jul 2011 9:09pm
Dude: Jeez I have a lot of stupid forum posts

Man: Yeah you do.

Dude: Maybe I have spent most of my middle aged years on the internet because I'm not even a competent kiter.

Man: There you go, that's the most sensible thing you have said.

Dude: I can't wait till the summer comes so I can put on my bucket hat and show everyone how it's done.

Man: Prob better off to apply for your senior citizens card and take up lawn bowls.

Dude: Maybe I should shut my piehole for a while and people will forget how much of a tard I really am.

Man: Yep that could work but I doubt you will.

Dude: I love seabreeze. It's the only place where I get anyones attention. I try and troll but I most times just end up looking like a spanker.

Man: Die....
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
22 Jul 2011 9:24pm
Another 35 years of flipping burgers wel done DUDE
suface2air
suface2air
QLD
701 posts
QLD, 701 posts
23 Jul 2011 2:23pm
Waveslave you are my amusment hero keep it up you have piss off so manny people but made others laugh so hard makes my day . So ^^^^ are they saying your dude or man iam confused .
Ps i dont use death leashes neither i kite by myself dont do handle pass trickys just crusen around if something goes wrong i dont want it on me qr it and no trouble no drowning just a swim home but dont tell anyone .Maybe if i was around other people or public i might use it . my choice .
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