dude , I have a never fail safety system that means you wont need to use a killer death leash ever again!!!

man, thats heaps cool,,please show me some pics of your system,,or at least describe it as it may save peoples lives and make the beaches safer for everyone.

Dude,,,Im not here to help you,,work it out yourself.Its not my problem. Even if I do keep banging on about the safety issues of killer leashes that I have an answer for but am not gunna share......

duuuuude WTFLOLding

Dude: Jeez I have a lot of stupid forum posts

Man: Yeah you do.

Dude: Maybe I have spent most of my middle aged years on the internet because I'm not even a competent kiter.

Man: There you go, that's the most sensible thing you have said.

Dude: I can't wait till the summer comes so I can put on my bucket hat and show everyone how it's done.

Man: Prob better off to apply for your senior citizens card and take up lawn bowls.

Dude: Maybe I should shut my piehole for a while and people will forget how much of a tard I really am.

Man: Yep that could work but I doubt you will.

Dude: I love seabreeze. It's the only place where I get anyones attention. I try and troll but I most times just end up looking like a spanker.

Man: Die....

Waveslave you are my amusment hero keep it up you have piss off so manny people but made others laugh so hard makes my day . So ^^^^ are they saying your dude or man iam confused .
Ps i dont use death leashes neither i kite by myself dont do handle pass trickys just crusen around if something goes wrong i dont want it on me qr it and no trouble no drowning just a swim home but dont tell anyone .Maybe if i was around other people or public i might use it . my choice .