"Wow man, my kite hell flutters."

"Does it flutter on the beach in strong wind, dude?"

"Yeah man. But the kite flutters in the sky too?"

"Dude, your flying kite is trying to communicate with you."

"My flying kite is actually talking to me? Are you serious, man?"

"Yeah dude. But you aren't hearing the message, are you?"

"Wow man, what's she telling me?"

"She's saying; don't ride me so hard, drop it down a notch, dude."

"That's wicked, man."

"Yeah dude. You're forcing your kite to perform way outside the intended windrange. There's going to be some resistance."

"So when the flutters happen, the kite screams in pain, man?"

"More like grumbles in frustration, dude."

"So a kite has a voice, man."

"Absolutely dude. But sometimes you get the silent treatment."

"Like when, man?"

"Like when you launch at the wrong angle, dude. The kite might become stand-offish and un-cooperative."

"Yeah non-responsive -- I know the type, man."

"Right dude."

"So man, you really have an affinity for kites, hey. You really know the chemistry."

"I'm lucky to have the gift, dude."

"You're a freaking kite-whisperer, man."

"Right dude."

"it's ok man, my kite has the new 149% depower bridal system, it can handle any wind."

"how does that work dude?"

"all i have to do is push the bar out to the point where i have no steering control, lean over into maximum poo stance, and i can mow the lawn with my 14 in 35 knots. its fully sick man..."

"sounds dangerous dude"

"nah man, its the bow kite revolution."

Those 5th lines are good for chopping kites in half in the surf ... ^^^
like a cheese-cutter through cheddar.
lol.

hehe
"Hey Man, are you really the kite whisperer?"