"Dude, how do you know if a kite has grunt?"

"Wow man, you'll know it when you feel it."

"What does it feel like, dude?"

"A grunty kite has serious authority, man."

"Dude, is a grunty kite a smallish kite that hauls arse in light wind?"

"Biggish kites can be grunty too, man."

"So dude, is it a grunty kite when it eats up gusts?"

"That's a smooth kite, man."

"Dude, is it a grunty kite when it keeps pulling even when you depower and edge super hard."

"That's a teabagging kite, man."

"Dude, is it a grunty kite when it pulls like a tractor without moving the kite much?"

"That's just a nice, steady consistent breeze, man."

"But dude, is grunt and power not the same?"

"Yes and no, man."

"Dude, do you actually know what grunt is?"

"Authority, man. A kite with serious authority."