"Dude, check out all the kiters on the water."

"Wow, like there are about one zillion kiters, Man."

"Dude, I blame all the core surfers taking up kiting."

"No way Man, core surfers freaking hate wind."

"Dude, they believed all the damn lies -- that stupid kite co and it's filthy lies."

"What lies, Man?"

"Dude -- like how you never have to paddle ever again."

"That's true, Man."

"Dude -- like how you can increase your wave count."

"That's true, Man."

"Dude -- like how you can turn junksurf into funsurf."

"That's true, Man."

"Dude -- like how you can bust airs without a clue."

"That's true, Man."

"Dude -- like how you can make those impossible close-out sections with ease."

"That's ..... but Man, core surfers freaking hate wind."

"That's so true, Dude."

your plot only works with a chick in it, slave....

Can never have enough of dude and man....

superlizard said...

your plot only works with a chick in it, slave....

Great idea
There u go Slave - time to introduce 'Mabel' into the mix.
Cant wait to find out what she's like? Super hot blond tuerro? Fat ugly wanna be? Ozzy tom-boy? Dudes gf or Mans f-buddy? Maybe their platonic wave buddy with a whole lot of baggage from her non kiting bf?
The options are endless.

Dont Hold Back

Wavelsave is a father with daughters, so I suggest he will not go for this. Then again he can be a tangential puppy...

Oh god, a Waveslave spawn/lotofwind internet love child. There are a lot of offensive things on the net but this is clearly the worst yet. Perish the thought.

hoop said...

Oh god, a Waveslave spawn/lotofwind internet love child. There are a lot of offensive things on the net but this is clearly the worst yet. Perish the thought.

Please try to remain on topic. ^^^

The subjects of discourse in the above Dude and Man text are crowd-kiting, wind-hating core surfers, filthy lies and self-evident truisms.

The plotline stems from a marketing strategy by a certain kite co.
This kite co has an evil plan to convert thousands and thousands of core surfers into kitesurfing zombies ...
thus creating a master race to lord over the impending kitesurfing clusterfk.

Lock up your daughters Mr slave, Lotofwind is coming.
(sorry , could have worded that a bit better)

waveslave said...

The plotline stems from a marketing strategy by a certain kite co.
This kite co has an evil plan to convert thousands and thousands of core surfers into kitesurfing zombies ...
thus creating a master race to lord over the impending kitesurfing clusterfk.

And you nailed it dude/man (delete as applicable)

Good one, loved it ^^^^

In a few years there maybe a new member on seabreeze called
Lotofslaves.

I wonder what slave would be like as my father in law?