WA
4263 posts
"Dude, check out my new T-shirt."
"Wow man, it's got a big kitesurfing motif on the front of it."
"Yeah dude, it's totally cool, hey?"
"No man, it's totally naff."
"Why dude?"
"Cause man, the T-shirt is screaming; hey look at me, I'm a dorky kiter."
"But dude, I want to wear a T-shirt that relates to kitesurfing."
"Well man, have you ever seen a proper surf-co T-shirt with actual surfing on it?"
"Not since the 80's, dude."
"Absolutely right, man."
"But dude, surf-co's want Joe Public to buy their T-shirts too, you know."
"Absolutely, man."
"So dude, maybe I'll shop around for a T-shirt that has mass-market appeal ..."
"...But with a subtle kitesurfing slant, hey man?"
"Now dude, that would be insanely cool."
"But man, what would a T-shirt like that look like?"
"Don't know dude. But when I figure it out I'll start up my own brand."
"Man, can I be your kite T-shirt business partner?"
"Absolutely, dude."
NSW
450 posts
Anyone ever see the bumper sticker
"This driver is a skydiver."
A major toss.
You know where I'm heading with this.
NSW
1317 posts
just send my royalties and free dude and man sample t-shirt(re earlier suggestion in another forum topic) anytime slave!!
cheers mate
WA
9793 posts
Want one of those dude and man t shirts. Peter my friend you are on a winner here do something with it!! Not a bad kite the other day hey.
NSW
5786 posts
I'd buy one
.... but mine would probably have to say 'tool'
VIC
1614 posts
How about:
100% Mando(od): Death-leash theology for the masses!
I'm sure Reg or whoever owns them now wouldn't mind...
VIC
427 posts
Yeh it would be like the secret society of dude and man..
I will be the first one in Altona to wear one, perhaps.