WA
4263 posts
"Dude, how good was the kiting back in the old days?"
"The kites back then were crap, man."
"Dude, I'm not talking about the kites. I'm talking about how the scene was."
"What scene man? It was deadmeat. Just you and me and whatshisname talking sh1t at our local break."
"Dude, there were no zoos back then. There were no spono-ed bigheads, no camera-bitches, no mags. It was quiet and peaceful."
"Man, we come up to the big smoke for a kite and stuff and you go all parochial on me. Just enjoy the city buzz, will ya."
"Dude, the crowds are freaking me out, ok."
"All those kites in the air are amazing, man."
"Those downwinder fleets are like swarms of annoying insects, dude."
"Man, you are part of the problem, you know. You are one of the crowd, god damn it."
"Dude, I'm not part of the crowd. I'm just me."
"What do you want to do, man?. Do you want to go back home?"
"Can we dude? Can we just go and kite our local break?"
"Let's go home then ...but I'm not available to kite. I'll be busy doing other stuff."
"Dang dude, who's going to launch my kite for me?"
QLD
248 posts
Its a good thing if you can launch(use your brains) and self land your kite land (in 65 knots)...unassisted.
VIC
1614 posts
Can someone please be Lovely's friend? I think he needs a friend, and an adventurous night in the metropolis so he can explore some possibly repressed feelings in an open experimental way. Dude and Man, are you up to the task?
NSW
5786 posts
looks like they're already preoccupied on either side of mr slaves head
WA
638 posts
Looking forward to the next episode of Dude and Man
226 posts
waveslave, you need to animate the series - check out www.goanimate.com
It will get cult status in no time.
Then SBS will pick it up.
When it becomes more popular one of the networks will pick it up.
The networks will play it in prime time and pack it full of ads.
More and more people will start to watch.
More and more of the viewers will want to try kiting.
Your local break will become crowded and overun by newbies, kooks and wicked campervans with smelly tall dudes with curly hair and slim tanned hot looking chicks.
Dude and Man will become political and controversial at which time you sell the rights to the show for $20M.
You then use the $20M to buy out all the local kite schools and shops.
You stop doing lessons and selling gear.
Kiting numbers start to drop off.
You once again are the only one at your local break and you must self launch.
WA
9793 posts
ah I see I may have given waveslave some material. yeh animate it peter, might become huge like gonad man...
