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waveslave
waveslave
WA
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WA, 4263 posts
31 Jan 2006 8:36pm
A question that must be addressed now:

Do kite chics piss in their wetsuits ? ? ? ? ?
I don't believe they do, they are so much more refined.

Regards,
slave.
hosko
hosko
WA
393 posts
WA, 393 posts
31 Jan 2006 9:16pm
valid question....
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Jan 2006 11:18pm
i'd like to know!
but only for personal erotic purposes.
g-dog
g-dog
WA
145 posts
WA, 145 posts
31 Jan 2006 9:26pm
I reckon yes. It's not like trees are an easy alternative.
5foot
5foot
WA
24 posts
WA, 24 posts
31 Jan 2006 9:40pm


it's not ladylike to ask
5foot
5foot
WA
24 posts
WA, 24 posts
31 Jan 2006 9:42pm


I'd like to bow!


But only for erotic personal purposes
Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
1 Feb 2006 11:06am
course they do, it's one of the few times where they can enjoy the pleasure of the 'bush piss' without having to find a loo or squat.

Thing is, their piss don't pong.

[}:)]
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
1 Feb 2006 11:14am
There's so few of them that it is actually worth bottling!








(Although I'm not entirely sure as to what we should do with it once we've got it in the bottle... but I'm sure there's fun to had getting it in there )
stnkygoat
stnkygoat
NSW
230 posts
NSW, 230 posts
1 Feb 2006 2:27pm
Jesus people, ICK!

Lady kitesurfers do not piss in their wetsuits, because then they would smell like boys (pretty rich coming from a girl with the name of stnkygoat I know). Ladies however, are demure creatures who will politely search out a suitably sheltered tree as befits their proper upbringing. Like the Queen.

In my opinion, no-one should marinate themselves in their own piss (or anyone else's for that matter). But I know you do it!
1 Feb 2006 12:38pm
don't know about pissing in my westsuit ....
but I have been kn known to **** in the woods
CarlBevo
CarlBevo
NSW
609 posts
NSW, 609 posts
1 Feb 2006 5:10pm
the ever entertaining swearing Bear does it again

keep up the good work
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
1 Feb 2006 2:14pm
Im a tad confused here
Do boys actually psssss in their wet-suits
Am I the only one who doesnt
Must be my genteel feminine side

1 Feb 2006 2:21pm
You are not spring chicken anymore Puppet.

Pretty soon you will be pissing in your kn wetsuit, your boardies, your Dakine Nitrous shorts, your undies, and ...

puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
1 Feb 2006 2:43pm
thanks 4 that Mr keithveryrudeanddisrespectfulofeldersbear
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
1 Feb 2006 2:58pm
kind of interesting post slave, especially given your previous rants about high-brow and low-brow topics
AzJ85
AzJ85
WA
21 posts
WA, 21 posts
1 Feb 2006 3:26pm
Waveslave you sound like a lonely man...
have ya ever tried talkin to hot surfer chix they rock and they might tell ya a few secrets...
sorry the computer cant hold your joystick
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
1 Feb 2006 3:46pm
Horses sweat, men perspire, women glow...

Horses piss, men urinate, women in wetties are just staying warm.
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
1 Feb 2006 6:22pm
Male piss is sterile!
female piss is not!

So if you are wounded and needing sterilisation of the gaping wound, then make sure you ask a male bystander to piss on it, as a female doing the same will create even more problems.

this age old problem of pissing in wetsuits is further complicated by seat harnesses, as the leg straps can restrict flushing and really cause you to Stew in your own effluent.

Best winds
Tony L
ABK
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
1 Feb 2006 6:12pm
quote:
Originally posted by RAL INN

this age old problem of pissing in wetsuits is further complicated by seat harnesses, as the leg straps can restrict flushing and really cause you to Stew in your own effluent.

Best winds
Tony L
ABK



... and just how do you know this Tony?
Jesse19
Jesse19
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
1 Feb 2006 10:25pm
trial and error i bet [}:)][}:)]
1 Feb 2006 10:26pm
quote:
Originally posted by puppetonastring

thanks 4 that Mr keithveryrudeanddisrespectfulofeldersbear



no kn worries Puppet

touchy subject?
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
1 Feb 2006 11:32pm
quote:
Originally posted by keithbavarianswearingbear
touchy subject?


Nah - no chance days may be no.ed
BUT very pleased to report that; amazing as it may seem; there is no shortage of lead in the pencil - just yet anyway
But rest assured - Mr kbsb = the very 1st panty-liner I soil will be the one you eventually find stinking ur car out from the bottom of ur board-bag
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