I smell a troll.......

Na seriously, what's the thing with the Euros in OZ? are they smelly? Are they rich ****s who buy the best properties and get the good girls? Are they dumber than the average person? Fill me in. Not trolling.

iti said..

just euro ****ting in the sand dunes and leaving rubbish in the car parks that's all

And "camping" in beachside car parks (and over staying their welcome); kiting in/through flagged areas; and ignoring locals advice and rules; and leaving rubbish in car parks; AND ****ting in the sand dunes...

Nobs care to bring this dude up to speed

tourist season here in Dongara,same old story, dicks covered in tats with fat missus and even fatter kids leaving crap around town, all true blue ozzies

Smithy said..
I smell a troll.......

... is that because the troll didn't wash??

SugarQube said..

Juddy said..

iti said..

just euro ****ting in the sand dunes and leaving rubbish in the car parks that's all

And "camping" in beachside car parks (and over staying their welcome); kiting in/through flagged areas; and ignoring locals advice and rules; and leaving rubbish in car parks; AND ****ting in the sand dunes...

I think its payback for all the pissing under the tables and throwing up on the benches at the Oktoberfest,

Or payback for poor behaviour in Kuta?

It's not always the guys on holiday causing problems, there have been numerous bad mannered kiters from Perth and over East disobeying local rules in town these past weeks.

I like the better looking girlfriend theory a lot
And as an (ex)-euro I'd like to see some differentiation please. Don't want to be thrown into the same basket with some of the other euro countrymen
Otherwise they may start calling us asia-pacs over there

PRAWNDOG said..

Nobs care to bring this dude up to speed

Eurobashing 101..Guten Morgen my Euro friend..

Firstly Euro's tend to smell, I strongly believe that Rexona should get into Kite boarding sponsorship. Next I'll move on to pooping in bushes behind the dunes, I still have no idea why this practice is so attractive to travellers from the northern hemisphere. Especially at Woodmans Point. I even busted a chick doing it once.. WTF

Moving right on to parking in disabled spots and stealing pumps..

I mean Euro's travel 12000 miles around the world, spend copius amounts of money on booze and disco biscuits and cant afford 30 bucks for a pump.

I have a fond memory of a german guy at Cottesloe one sunny afternoon after work a couple years back.. I was mowing the lawn back and forth through the windsurfing area and if my eye's didn't decieve me I catch someone going through my kite bag.. Now I'm not a fan of borrowing or lending so when I saw this take place I rode in and bailed him up.

'Hello mates' he said in a Luftwaffer Officer tone.. I said WTF are you doing going through my gear..

Zie german said "I borrow you pump" I said nope put it back. He said but I have no pump and I doing downwinder..

I said life is tough, Go see AKS they have a good selection of pumps.. He got lippy and I told him to combine sex and travel (F.O) and go buy a pump.

Also they tend to hit kite shops to demo gear without buying a thing. I know many retailers who have been stung by Frenchies with little more to show for it apart from a broken/ripped kite.

NoBS said..

Eurobashing 101... Guten Morgen my Euro friend..

... Euro's smell, ... pooping in bushes behind the dunes,... parking in disabled spots and stealing pumps...

... hit kite shops to demo gear without buying ...

Aahhh I see. Perfectly understandable reasons for a solid bashing. I wasn't aware of the seriousness of the Euro misbehavior. I'll pass this on to your head of state to take care of the issue. She's English you know

1 better food in Europe
2 hotter girls in Europe
3 much better beer in Europe
4 no flies in Europe
5 cheap kiting gear in Europe
6 euros always kiting while we're working
7 euro chicks sound sexier than Aussies
Plenty of to things to hate about you

Mitchell Johnson is king of euro bashers!

I didn't give a **** about local rules or doing the right thing when I was travelling... Does that make me s bad person?? I was a good tipper tho! You know what they say about good tippers???




They've always got no money.....

NoBS said...

PRAWNDOG said..

Nobs care to bring this dude up to speed

Eurobashing 101..Guten Morgen my Euro friend..

Firstly Euro's tend to smell, I strongly believe that Rexona should get into Kite boarding sponsorship. Next I'll move on to pooping in bushes behind the dunes, I still have no idea why this practice is so attractive to travellers from the northern hemisphere. Especially at Woodmans Point. I even busted a chick doing it once.. WTF

Moving right on to parking in disabled spots and stealing pumps..

I mean Euro's travel 12000 miles around the world, spend copius amounts of money on booze and disco biscuits and cant afford 30 bucks for a pump.

I have a fond memory of a german guy at Cottesloe one sunny afternoon after work a couple years back.. I was mowing the lawn back and forth through the windsurfing area and if my eye's didn't decieve me I catch someone going through my kite bag.. Now I'm not a fan of borrowing or lending so when I saw this take place I rode in and bailed him up.

'Hello mates' he said in a Luftwaffer Officer tone.. I said WTF are you doing going through my gear..

Zie german said "I borrow you pump" I said nope put it back. He said but I have no pump and I doing downwinder..

I said life is tough, Go see AKS they have a good selection of pumps.. He got lippy and I told him to combine sex and travel (F.O) and go buy a pump.

Also they tend to hit kite shops to demo gear without buying a thing. I know many retailers who have been stung by Frenchies with little more to show for it apart from a broken/ripped kite.

I can't believe you missed out short tacking