Dunno about Steve (footballer, farmer, frankenstein's monster, flying white boy ) but you could go as his floozy. Or maybe he can go as a fireman and you as his flame.
FOCL - Classic Dale - love it DO IT KIM JUST DO IT YOU JUST GOTTA DO IT You could use goofsters (or was it Tonys) blown bladder - that'd be way better even than gladwrap.
Yes you can, if you have trouble putting it on I am sure a guy can help you, I recon you would fit into a kite bladder, probablya size 10---i mean a 10m kite and you could use the struts to cover your arms.
Even better stick some pink gloves to the sides of the bladder near your head and you could go as a french tickler instead...!!
you could both get wasted first, and go as f***ed or go as a prostitute and pimp and go as F***ers Or go nude in a loving embrace again F***ers or dress in green, smear yourselves in s**t and go as Farts staple lots of monopoly money over yourselves, go as five million
Oh OK, I resited the urge to reply at first but of course the easiest (and double F score) is to just get some pre-worn clothes out of the basket, thro them on, grab some product and randomly distribute through you hair (Tina Turner style) so that it goes everywhere at once - especially at the back - and smudge some make-up around carelessly. What cossie is this? Well you are dressed as Freshly F%$#ed of course!!
Of course you could put in more effort and get dressed elegantly spending the time to look a million $$$, then induldge in some bedroom olympics pre party and your cossie is done!! I bet i know which option you other half will go for!!![}:)]