Nerk said...
Maybe you should mount a minature baseball bat under your board, and give up on this hook business!
Or... you could strap gelignite to the bottom of your board, rigged up with a hand-grenade style detonator and QR. When you find the fish, send your kite, pop the board, and pull the pin. KAAAAAFUGGGINBOOOOOOM!!! Set your kite for the landing, a nice little transition move, and you scoot back and pick up the fish. Simplicity! Huh?