Enjoy

Boring... Will make you sea sick but

It took half the vid to walk to the waters edge.

sandgroper3 said...

GalahOnTheBay said...

looks pretty flat to me!

Where is that spot, and what software did you use to rotate the video frames?

Unfortunately the location and software are NFP.

Badly shot amatuer "Action" vids are common as muck and just give people a headache.

The inclusion of the long walk to the launch spot is intentional, as is the lack of "action" and the wide angle. The kiter sillouetted against the sun playing on the water on the return pass demonstrates the genius of my technique beautifully.

Sorry to break it to ya but your video was an amateur 'Action' vid. The music was monotonous and didn't sync with anything. There were no transitions, effects or different camera angles. I would hardly call that a silhouette either, more so glare. Didn't give me a headache as much as it made myself want to sleep! Sorry if I'm being harsh, I would have given you some constructive tips but I found your reply quite rude.

What's with not giving out the software name?

Great software and editing, Sandgroper,......may be a little more skilled kiteboarder.....with less pronounced flat foot....a visit to a podiatrist maybe...?

Marcus45 said...

Great to see someone else having a go at posting a video on seabreeze, looks like you got hammered for it almost as bad as I got hammered. People compare big budget video's who have heaps of people working on them and take weeks even months to produce with the average Joe like us with a $300 camera and not much time. Its not until they have a go at making a video that they resize how much work their is in making it half decent. 10 / 10 for you effort sandgroper3 cheers Marcus

Yes, its not till you do this stuff that you realise how hard it can be. But this is Seabreeze mate and Seabreeze is full of hypocrites.

Every now and then I get bored and so I throw a few scaps their way. I love the way they knock themselves out just to slag off at some small offerring of mine, but that is still way above their stunted intellect.

Why would I even care what they think? They dont think. They are not even capable of independent thought, or offering constructive criticism. They are unable to appreciate anything beyond fast food, porn and how good they look. They're pigs, and you dont cast your pearls before swine.

Flatwater Sessions is stuff I would normally leave on the cutting room floor, but some bits went together in interesting ways that allowed me to explore some ideas.

I dont post vids here fishing for compliments. Its just there for some friends to see and for whoever else wants to see it.

laurie said...

Ironic. Bagging out the baggers for being baggers, and not offering any constructive advice.

Huh?

ps love the final camera angle of the 2 chicks going for it sharing a huge cucumber.(thought laurie might have censored that