GALAH soon to be outed - Part 2

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CJP
CJP
NSW
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CJP CJP
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28 Jan 2007 11:12pm
Well fellow kiters, after 860 posts , 29 pages and 20139 hits , Laurie has had to call a close to GALAH to be outed - part 1 - so - Part 2 is now underway ....
Happy kiting to us all

ps. The Galah still remains an enigma , so keep trying to ID this champion of the Bay.

pps. We are endevouring to arrange the formation night for the Southern Sydney Kiteboarding Club for Wednesday week so keep checking this thread for info.
cheers
Moritz
Moritz
NSW
180 posts
NSW, 180 posts
28 Jan 2007 11:41pm
Go the Galah!!!!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
29 Jan 2007 1:39am
out him good! provide pictures of the outing!
Moritz
Moritz
NSW
180 posts
NSW, 180 posts
29 Jan 2007 10:08am
I think it's time for the real Galah to put some real hints about his identity out there...
em
em
318 posts
em em
318 posts
29 Jan 2007 8:22am
yeah, by the way, WTF is Galah????

-and.... who really cares?-

-couldn't be bothered reading the part one... way too long! Did I miss anything?-
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
29 Jan 2007 11:10am
No one really gives a toss - thats why the thread only went 29 pages , 860 posts and over 20000 hits.

Rumor has it that the Galah is a North rider Moritz
Moritz
Moritz
NSW
180 posts
NSW, 180 posts
29 Jan 2007 12:30pm
Really!!! Wow, I didn't expect that... Hmmm...

Well, I heard that the Galah almost did a "Tim". He landed on the sand after a mangrove jump...
laurie
laurie
NSW
3902 posts
NSW, 3902 posts
29 Jan 2007 1:44pm
...just lets not forget this is a kitesurfing forum eh?
mr noise
mr noise
NSW
46 posts
NSW, 46 posts
29 Jan 2007 4:48pm
Hmm galahs are pink, white and grey ok
Some North Kites are black red white
could be getting close
Moritz
Moritz
NSW
180 posts
NSW, 180 posts
29 Jan 2007 8:55pm
quote:
Originally posted by laurie

...just lets not forget this is a kitesurfing forum eh?



I'm surprised that this comment came to this topic. There are so many other posts and topics that are so far from kitesurfing that didn't get this reminder...

I think Laurie doesn't like the Galah...

Galah, have you done something to piss Laurie off???

M
myes myes
myes myes
WA
223 posts
WA, 223 posts
29 Jan 2007 7:07pm
i agree with lourie
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
29 Jan 2007 9:33pm
Nah ! Laurie's cool ... he loves the Galah thread .... Its probably just that its sought of that East coast / West coast thing and you know... the Sandgropers just don't like loosing . They'd love to have a record making thread like the Galah but it never going to happen for them

BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THIS KITERS ... wherever we are in this great continent of ours .... we are ALL AUSSIES and should never forget that.
Taking the P**S out of your mates is an Aussie fun thing and the Galah thread has always been just that .....FUN,FUN,FUN
So to anyone who is tempted to take this stuff seriously .... lighten up and no crappy posts please

NOW ... lets go kick some WA kitesurfin butt

yeha ... Kitesurfin boogie
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
29 Jan 2007 9:35pm
Okay, okay. Galah is Michael Jackson, now can we close this topic and get on with life?
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
NSW, 452 posts
29 Jan 2007 11:18pm
What's this Galah thing all about?
Oh wait....I remember!!
CJP is the Galah......or was that Moritz.....or Al????
Who was it again??
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2007 9:20pm
quote:
I'm surprised that this comment came to this topic. There are so many other posts and topics that are so far from kitesurfing that didn't get this reminder...


I guess the other topics arent 29 pages long and full of the same bloke twatting away to himself.
I guess CJP pops Galah etc etc are all the same.

Still i guess every time someone metions NSW kite boarding club i think of dickie birds

Such complete bollocks.....

Lock it in Laurie....thats what i say.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2007 9:29pm
quote:
And who cares what you say or think for that matter???

i'd say you do cause you bother to reply
ThreadJacker
ThreadJacker
WA
61 posts
WA, 61 posts
29 Jan 2007 9:51pm
To those that need reminding where it all started

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=20053&whichpage=1&replies=860&PageSize=30&mxPages=29

No need to get upset about a harmless thread that some people enjoy reading, no ones forcing anyone to read it... No not much about Kiteing as such, yes thats a fair comment.... however at least it's mentioned and the topic's surround a local kiteing crew having a good aussie chin wag with input from others all over the great country of ours...all in all...no harm done,

Keep the joke alive, and keep having fun on the water all!

p.s Though I was convinced CJP may have been the Big Bird himself, unfortuantly there have been too many incidents which let him off the perch...so let the search continue!!!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2007 10:08pm
I thought this was a public forum where people were encouraged to voice their opinion.

Must have been mistaken.....next time i'll wait for a hot diggity dawg like your goodself to invite me to join the fkn parrot party.

quote:
You're a little slow in the brain aren't you???

Yes your right thanks for the friendly reminder. Its good to have people like you around when you suffer from Alzheimer’s
Maxxl
Maxxl
WA
75 posts
WA, 75 posts
29 Jan 2007 10:13pm
For someone not interested in the topic you have a hell of a lot to say... No wonder you have 2,765 posts... You even reply multiple times to posts that don't interest you...

Nothing to do in your area? No wife? No girlfriend? Nothing on TV?

Sad..... very sad...

You cleary are a POOR BASTARD.

poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2007 10:21pm
Yes MAxxl your right.

i'll leave now. Said what i have to.
Good luck in finding the dickie bird
Maxxl
Maxxl
WA
75 posts
WA, 75 posts
29 Jan 2007 10:24pm
I'm actually the all users that have ever posted something against you... Mate, this thread is about the Galah and not about you or me.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2007 10:27pm
quote:
I'm actually the all users that have ever posted something against you...


Oh and before i leave....good luck with the english lessons.
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
29 Jan 2007 11:10pm
good vibes. better than the galah thread. Seems to be a lot of galahs about.
Oh, better go for a session as the winds kicked in AGAIN here in WA even with a trough present
monsta
monsta
NSW
37 posts
NSW, 37 posts
30 Jan 2007 11:52am
Laurie, surely you can queek some I.T. skills & revive TGOTBay.

We have commenced filming "Bay Watch" series two and my people are talking to his people about a cameo guest appearence. But now the Galah , has gone "Crackers", you know "Poly Gone", given us "The Bird" , "Flown the coup" , "Chickened out" , a real "Cock up" aye.

What am I to tell Pamela , she loves a Galah in budgie smugglers, she will miss her cocky.

If TGOTBay is not restored, my production team would yell, in the words of the Galah .... Farrrrrrrrrkkkkkk!!!!
Afterall, we know filming brings out "More Tits" on the Bay.
Hoff
em
em
318 posts
em em
318 posts
30 Jan 2007 10:06am
quote:

Lock it in Laurie...



Yep, all good things must reach an end...
Too much positive vibe in here, let those guys chop each other heads off on the water...
(anybody who's got better things to do can join my love camp down the beach!
seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=25861 )

Lock the Galah Laurie!!!
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
30 Jan 2007 2:59pm
quote:
Originally posted by Maxxl

quote:
Originally posted by poor relative


Lock it in Laurie....thats what i say.



And who cares what you say or think for that matter???



lol
Maxxl = Kitepower
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
31 Jan 2007 3:27am
(repost from Poor Relative soon to be outed)

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.

I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by St Kilda, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge for disadvantaged families. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Sydney with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I have a cricket average of 100.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week. When I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.

I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I still don't know who the #^$# Galah or Poor Relative are...
Moritz
Moritz
NSW
180 posts
NSW, 180 posts
31 Jan 2007 12:22pm
Is the Galah going to go to Wanda today?
Cabron
Cabron
QLD
363 posts
QLD, 363 posts
31 Jan 2007 10:36pm
Have to send a big shout out to the WA crew for helping us hit page 2....or 31 of the GOTB topic. With your good work, we should be back at page 29 (or 68)in no time. Em, didn't realize you moved to WA??? Saffer...nice..really nice...like it! However, Mr Galah...where are you???? You seem rather quiet???? Are we the only ones defending your crown of having THE LONGEST THREAD ON SEABREEZE..... no respect I say....Actually, I guess thats why it all started!!! have fun boy's and girl's....remember, it's all in jest

ThreadJacker
ThreadJacker
WA
61 posts
WA, 61 posts
31 Jan 2007 10:04pm
quote:
After a brief spell in the SAS and MI6 (which was nice) I became a male model, but the novelty of endless, meaningless incredibly adventurous sex marathons with a veritable string of stunning international starlets soon wore off and I quit in disgust after being voted "most virile man on Earth"

quote from Poor Relo to be outed

OK, it makes sense now....Poor Relative = Moritz ???? or is it Maxxl = Poor Relative (maybe it is his alta ego)...jokes...
This story is getting way to complex to follow.......Bring back the Galah, good fun threads and no back and forth digging please.... More froth and less trolling.

Kiting is what we love, no wind days what we dislike, then we have seabreeze to keep it all in order, let's keep both enjoyable for all.

gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
31 Jan 2007 10:30pm
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwright ooooooooooon.
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