My friend Johnathan told me that alot of you kiteboarders are gay. I'm not trying to be funny. I was just wondering. He said there is a really big queer community within kiteboarders. Especially you Sydney guys. He also said that all that striping off naked on the beach and seemingly not caring whose watching, is all a carefully planned perv session amoungst you guys. An opportunity to check out each others sizes and hair etc. And the wearing the rubber suits is just an excuse to rub yourselves and get off. I guess it kind of makes sense. Each to his own. I was just wondering that's all. Don't know if my mate is right or what.

I can't seem to get this seat harness on properly ... can you help me ?

Comming soon,"Queer eye for the kite guy"
Floral kites,Lavender wetties,Florescent harnesses

Note to self: Need new rubber suit(oh so tight),I'm not getting off,"bugger".

What colour is in this spring for kites, I was going blue but thats been so done to death and I'm like so over that 2005 thing. I must get rid of that yuky gath and get me one of those gimp masks.
Anyone got any idea's how to stop the enemas from when I butt check the water.

Damm our secret society has been unvailed.. will have to find another cover up for our ways....p.s. your mate is one of us thats how he knows..

the lesbians are so exhibitionist... bi's are so much more fun

From The Macquarie Dictionary

Gay-adj

• Having or showing a joyous mood.


• Bright or showy.


• Given to or abounding in social or other pleasures


• A vain or affected person

So at a glance I would say that most kiters are gay as they all seem to be extremely happy doing what they are doing.

But judging by your thread I gather you are refering to the derogeratory version of the word, and by ther looks of it you know what your talking about.

Puting up such a thread makes me think that you are such a tosser that you must be ambidextrous

So on behalf of windsurfers I just have to ask

Do you spit or do you swallow?


Alby

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Puting up such a thread makes me think that you are such a tosser that you must be ambidextrous

So on behalf of windsurfers I just have to ask

Do you spit or do you swallow?


Alby

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Well, judging by your hostility, I guess I have my answer. I didn't use the word "Derogatory" as you suggested. There is nothing wrong in being gay. There is no need to feel angy and guilty about it. You've just admitted to being queer. But that's ok. Really.

At the time of writing this, more than 250 people have read this thread entitled "Gay Kiteboaders". Exactly why is that? Is it curiosity? I don't think so. It is perhaps many of you are queer. Yes. I think so. I'm not saying that's bad. I was just curious to know this and now I know. My fried who is a very accomplished surfer in Sydney, gave me a few lessons last year on his board. It was great fun. Afterwards we were in the pub with some of his surfer mates. The surfers enjoyed a beer and checked out the local women as healthy men do. There was a table of Kiteboarders near by. They were all pooing their pants about seeing shadows in the water ("ohh it was probably a shark I thought I was gonna die etc") and they were drinking light beers and eating salads. The salads didn't have things like croutons in it because one of them said that too many carbs are real bad. These guys even went to the toilet in pairs just like girls. That got me wondering, why is it that this sport attracts these types of guys? You can surf, swim, sailboard etc. But all that whizzing around the bay in tight suits and pretty little kites and undressing in front of each other all attracts really gay guys. Just like skiing attracts many guys so they can meet chicks, kiteboarding attracts queers do they can meet other queers. So I guess most of you are all queer. But hey, that's ok. Just remember to play safe. A condom might not be fun but it may save your life. There is no need to be hostile or defensive if you are gay. Just accept it and be glad that the world is filled with variety. Otherwise it would be a pretty boring place.

And Alby, hypothetically, I would neither spit nor swallow. I'd be the one giving it, not taking it. Unlike you.

So Tots,
What do you do for fun ?
Do you have any fun ??
(I know you're a windwanker but I'll play your little gay game...hee hee).

Obviously you don't kite.
Too many ******s hey ?

And your surfer boyfriend tried to give you some surfing lessons but you failed at that.
Noodle arms, poor Tots.
You need to buff-up, mate.

Oh yeah, you say you like going to the pub with your new surfer mates.
That's fun, lurking over chics but never actually meeting any.
And drinking full-strength beer and sucking on cheese sausages.Yumm.
(No salad please, way too ******ty).

Tots, keep up the surfing lessons, one-day you'll rip sh1t.

Regards
'slave

ok i never though i would say this...
i agree with slave..whats next..gay kiteboarders?

OR MAYBE WE'LL JUST LINE UP. I BAGS FIRST!!!!!

Ha Haa! I bet you wish you found that for "foils are gay" eh Bondo? Worst bit of PR Flysurfer have done. Chermans!!! Still, gives new meaning to "unhooked"!
But seriously, it's a time honoured tradition to wear your boardies round your neck on remote deserted breaks, I'll hear no bagging nude surfing. I could be persuaded to try nude kiting, as long as no one's lookin, well girls are ok, careful not to put my donkey dick through the chicken loop!

nice to see you bookmarked those links tobes - remember, if you do it too often, you'll go blind

mmmmmm full strength beer
mmmmmm tasty sausages
mmmmmm tart

"He also said that all that striping off naked"

Striping off? Thats new even for Sydney. Kite surfing isnt a fuggin jockey convention numbnuts! No one riding ponies last time I was out?

Learn to spell at least when you flame.... spaz![}:)]

Hey TT,
"tight suits" and "stripping off"? man, they're called wetsuits and last time I checked surfies where them too. And you're not telling me they change into them at home? Come to think of it, kiters, surfers, body boarders, windsurfers, divers all wear em...keep going mate! you'll make plenty of friends[}:)]

"Take out your frustrations whizzing around the bay doing little ballet tricks on your little girly board and pretty flouro kite. Frolic in the water with your playmates and don't be rude to strangers on the internet. It's not nice..."


Just relax man, don't get all cranky and huffy, we are just having a discussion right?