Firstly NO! it's a bad idea. secondly and more importantly start inviting your quality family and friends over a lot coz if you wanna see any water once the mini-me comes along, your wife's gonna need an amazing support team.
I kited, while pregnant but I wouldn't recommend learning. It's not recommended to you take on any new physically exerting activity in that time. For the record I also thought a seat harness would be the way to go, but no, it digs into your belly. Harness sits nicely on top of the bump. ...And congratulations :)
I would of thought contraceptionless sex would be more enjoyable, no Unless you are talking about the male in this scenario, then it is totally fine to kite! Just not when she goes in to labour... well, actually that might be debatable...
