Grand Master Level

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Poida
Poida
WA
1922 posts
WA, 1922 posts
22 Jan 2007 5:00pm
the daily double used to be surf and sex in one day
or surf and sail/kite in one day

the trifecta became surf then sail/kite then sex

now the superfecta......

surf, kite, sail then sex all in one day!

if you can achieve a superfecta three days running you have reached true enlightenment and may become a grand master.

You may also be looking at divorce

Has anyone on this forum achieved such grand master levels?

cheers
Poida
ps I've only ever achieved a few trifecta's
kite boy
kite boy
WA
354 posts
WA, 354 posts
22 Jan 2007 10:28pm
i did in lancellin 2 weeks ago and im only 15 so u old boys better keep up
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
23 Jan 2007 12:02am
I think he means sex with another person...
kite boy
kite boy
WA
354 posts
WA, 354 posts
22 Jan 2007 11:16pm
and so do i
fattso
fattso
VIC
170 posts
VIC, 170 posts
23 Jan 2007 1:58am
KB, looking in the mirror doesn't count
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
23 Jan 2007 1:11am
So pardon my ignorance Poida, but do you mean sail a poleboard, or some other sailing vessel?

Not that it matters, this little green pat won't be a grand master for a while. Can't surf, can't sail, single and very low strike rate on the one night stands (so three nights... not likely). Strewth I enjoy my kiting though
Poida
Poida
WA
1922 posts
WA, 1922 posts
23 Jan 2007 11:21am
way to go kite boy.
get some extra points if you surfed hole in the wall and you paddled out and got tubed in some solid six footers, but anyway top effort.
Lancelin's a spot where it can happen

Hey greenpat, yes pole dancing (wavesailing preferably)
Hammerhead
Hammerhead
NSW
118 posts
NSW, 118 posts
23 Jan 2007 2:15pm
What about having a few beers in there as well???
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
23 Jan 2007 1:27pm
quote:
Originally posted by Hammerhead

What about having a few beers in there as well???



or watching cricket while drinking beer ????
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
23 Jan 2007 1:53pm
a couple of c***s with the sunset...
simonsays
simonsays
WA
63 posts
WA, 63 posts
23 Jan 2007 1:04pm
if you did, does less than a minute with the ladies count? Not by the "old boys" standards... Don't worry, one day you will realise what sex is you're excused this time..

quote:
Originally posted by kite boy

i did in lancellin 2 weeks ago and im only 15 so u old boys better keep up

Hammerhead
Hammerhead
NSW
118 posts
NSW, 118 posts
24 Jan 2007 11:07am

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Originally posted by Hammerhead

What about having a few beers in there as well???

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Originally posted by Knot board

or watching cricket while drinking beer ????[/code]




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