How to beat Airline excess weight charges

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marty72
marty72
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Surfer62
Surfer62
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1357 posts
13 Jul 2011 5:47pm
I've got a great idea for the airlines, total combined body weight and luggage formula would be much fairer system.

I weigh 80 kg plus 7kg carryon plus 23kg checked = 110 kg

Fatbastard next to me weighs 135.98kg + 7 + 23 = 165.98 kg

I should therefore have a 55.98 kg sports gear allowance !

And as I would eat less, drink less and fart less than fatbastard my carbon footprint would be smaller so i should get some carbon credits to sell to the airline to offset their carbon footprint. In fact I should fly for free
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
13 Jul 2011 6:11pm
I pretty much do this already haha.
the gibbo
the gibbo
WA
776 posts
WA, 776 posts
13 Jul 2011 7:36pm
if anyone mentions carbon again i am gonna ring thier bludy neck
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
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fellodawind
fellodawind
65 posts
65 posts
13 Jul 2011 8:44pm
there is actually a way to beat the weight restrictions... its called an oversized bag (i.e. kitebag) if u have 1 then u may know what i mean.. how to get around it.. its quite easy and easy to say.. but if i say it out loud then it may end.. so .. think about it and i hope u get my meaning
kitingtopher
kitingtopher
SA
313 posts
SA, 313 posts
13 Jul 2011 10:26pm
carbon?
BurkeyBoy
BurkeyBoy
QLD
549 posts
QLD, 549 posts
14 Jul 2011 12:07am
ok I'll say it.... oversize bags are weighed and you are then told to take it to the oversize baggage counter to hand it in. What finds its way inside the bag on the way to the counter is up to you as the bag is not weighed again .
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
13 Jul 2011 10:32pm
BurkeyBoy said...

ok I'll say it.... oversize bags are weighed and you are then told to take it to the oversize baggage counter to hand it in. What finds its way inside the bag on the way to the counter is up to you as the bag is not weighed again .


Ummm thats not really a secret and it definitely doesn't work everywhere. In my experience it seems to be working far less these days. And often the bag is actually weighed again and cross referenced.
BurkeyBoy
BurkeyBoy
QLD
549 posts
QLD, 549 posts
14 Jul 2011 12:43am
I see you are in the UK. I flew out of Manchester on Monday back to QLD and it worked a treat :)
But I agree, doesn't work everywhere. Keen to know what works for you.
sir ROWDY said...

BurkeyBoy said...

ok I'll say it.... oversize bags are weighed and you are then told to take it to the oversize baggage counter to hand it in. What finds its way inside the bag on the way to the counter is up to you as the bag is not weighed again .


Ummm thats not really a secret and it definitely doesn't work everywhere. In my experience it seems to be working far less these days. And often the bag is actually weighed again and cross referenced.


sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
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13 Jul 2011 10:56pm
I usually just pack as light as possible. Carry all my clothes on board plus whatever heavy things I can. Put lots of stuff in the pockets of my coat. It really depends who you fly with, some of them only let you take 1 small carry on bag and nothing else.
Wisha
Wisha
SA
255 posts
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15 Jul 2011 1:55am
You are allowed a carry on bag + '1 dress / suit bag'.
=
Try the oversized luggage sneak, if that fails.. in to the suit bag goes anything that isn' sharp.
Wetsuits are still suits!!

Funny enough going through NZ, they cross checked the oversized board bag, weighed my carry on bag (aka duty free grog bag)...offered them the suit bag to weigh, they said nah that's fine...it contained 2 kites, jackets, harness minus spreader, shoes, wetty. Just make sure it folds to fit in overhead.

Rhys McClintock
Rhys McClintock
NSW
995 posts
NSW, 995 posts
15 Jul 2011 9:16am
Lol you got two kites into a suit bag! Thats genius!!!!!! I'm definitely trying that one next time I fly...
SUPSurferQLD
SUPSurferQLD
QLD
340 posts
QLD, 340 posts
15 Jul 2011 9:23am
Wisha said...

You are allowed a carry on bag + '1 dress / suit bag'.
=
Try the oversized luggage sneak, if that fails.. in to the suit bag goes anything that isn' sharp.
Wetsuits are still suits!!

Funny enough going through NZ, they cross checked the oversized board bag, weighed my carry on bag (aka duty free grog bag)...offered them the suit bag to weigh, they said nah that's fine...it contained 2 kites, jackets, harness minus spreader, shoes, wetty. Just make sure it folds to fit in overhead.




Had a similar experience flying out of Manila.

Girlfreinds carry on was at least 20-25KG. At the 'carry on' weigh machine gates (before you walk through security) they asked to weigh it and she responded "it has a laptop". They said "oh thats OK" and we were home free.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
15 Jul 2011 9:59am
Wisha said...

You are allowed a carry on bag + '1 dress / suit bag'.


A lot of companies that fly around Europe will only let you take 1 carry on bag and nothing else. Well at least thats what they claim and they seem to say it a fair few times in different places haha.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
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15 Jul 2011 8:03pm
Rhys Porter said...

Lol you got two kites into a suit bag! Thats genius!!!!!!


I'm paying that one for sure - GOLD!
Hop
Hop
QLD
91 posts
Hop Hop
QLD, 91 posts
15 Jul 2011 8:24pm
If you packed the kites in one of those vacuum storage bags inside the suit bag that should be extremely compact
Nice idea
Darkspi
Darkspi
SA
171 posts
SA, 171 posts
16 Jul 2011 4:23pm
This should be a challenge to the board makers.
the Travel board
Make a board that hinges/jointed in the middle to fit in a standard bag :)
kitesurfjim
kitesurfjim
VIC
136 posts
VIC, 136 posts
18 Jul 2011 6:03pm
Already done bud there are a few of them out there now.
mind you i wouldn't want to try anything too powered, with fear of snapping my knees.

www.baliwind.co.il/Kiteboarding.html
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6160 posts
QLD, 6160 posts
18 Jul 2011 6:35pm
sir ROWDY said...

BurkeyBoy said...

ok I'll say it.... oversize bags are weighed and you are then told to take it to the oversize baggage counter to hand it in. What finds its way inside the bag on the way to the counter is up to you as the bag is not weighed again .


Ummm thats not really a secret and it definitely doesn't work everywhere. In my experience it seems to be working far less these days. And often the bag is actually weighed again and cross referenced.


weighed again and if everyone did this the plane would probably be overwight!
lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
VIC, 1159 posts
19 Jul 2011 12:03pm
I've traveled everywhere with my Naish Golfbag and I've never been charged excess.

Just came back from Mauritius/Reunion Island with 27kg in my bag (2 kites, 1 board, 1 bar, harness, shorty, helmet, booties and towel - It was 24kg on the way over but bottles of Mauritian Rum add up and my gear was still damp

I flew back from London on Qantas with 32kg in the same bag and they even put the bag through priority!

As long as you fly a full service carrier you tend to be OK.

My tips -

1. Pack all your clothes in a carry on daypack. You can get 3 days out of a tshirt if you are out on the water most of the time!

2. Only take one set of going out clothes

3. Leather hiking shoes double as going out shoes if you buy brown ones. (Took mine canyoning one day as well)

4. Check in as late as possible - that way they won't want to hold you up by making you pay excess and also your gear has to get to the plane!

5. Pool your equipment with your friends (works well if you have a weight difference to a friend and they ride one size down from you)

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