I reckon a sausage would be more appropriate.
An after kite sausage and a beer is more appealing to the masses than iron ore.
You could have a can of EB to make it more west aussie with the sausage as the wind thingo at the top.
To appease the veggies you could substitute sausage for Brocolli (I'm a fan of Boccolli) or a carrot. For the tea total-ers maybe a bottle of water.
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