I wish my kite could do this!

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flyingcab
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8 Jun 2015 5:58pm
If only my kite could pump itself up in an instant, would make life that little bit easier. Looks like it could be a prototype for a new model? or the future?


ps. Sir Rowdy can u please give me some more insight into ozone and self inflation?


flyingcab
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8 Jun 2015 9:13pm
Not a bad vid either
Plummet
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8 Jun 2015 7:45pm
Awesome vid if you wanted look at strapless airs. But.......
Reo is for waves. Cat is for all round. All I see these days is strapless airs or hot chicks doing average wake style.

Why not make a vid that aimed at the actual market of the kite? Are they too scared to upload a vid of a dude ripping all sorts of stuff?



flyingcab
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8 Jun 2015 10:01pm
Fully agree with you Plummet, this should be the video to advertise the products instead of some babe holding the kite! These kind of videos should be at the forefront in kitesurfing and advertise what the sport really is. Only when this happens that the babes holding a kite will slowly be pushed out of the market, all though sex sells these days so it inevitably means that will continue to lead the marketing and advertising videos for companies in the kite industry.
surfingboye
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8 Jun 2015 10:09pm
flyingcab said..
...sex sells...


If thats the case, looks like they are targeting a different audience here...
Glad you enjoyed the vid Flyingcab and Plums.
flyingcab
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8 Jun 2015 10:13pm
surfingboye said..

flyingcab said..
...sex sells...



If thats the case, looks like they are targeting a different audience here...
Glad you enjoyed the vid Flyingcab and Plums.



UNcleHooked
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8 Jun 2015 11:33pm
I'm too sexy..
Plummet
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9 Jun 2015 3:21am
Muscle dudes are the actual market segment, You get one or 2 jumps of TT riding then back the unrelated strapless airs.
Stupid.
Gilly3
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9 Jun 2015 6:58am
flyingcab said..
If only my kite could pump itself up in an instant, would make life that little bit easier.


What......ur exhaust pipe method not quick enough?

anyway,,,,looks like history is repeating again

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Nice-edit/
flyingcab
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9 Jun 2015 8:48am
Gilly3 said..

flyingcab said..
If only my kite could pump itself up in an instant, would make life that little bit easier.



What......ur exhaust pipe method not quick enough?

anyway,,,,looks like history is repeating again

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Nice-edit/


I soon found that i was going through many bladders from the exhaust melting through the material.. shame i know but i do have something else in mind.
Plummet
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9 Jun 2015 7:51am
flyingcab said..

Gilly3 said..


flyingcab said..
If only my kite could pump itself up in an instant, would make life that little bit easier.




What......ur exhaust pipe method not quick enough?

anyway,,,,looks like history is repeating again

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Nice-edit/



I soon found that i was going through many bladders from the exhaust melting through the material.. shame i know but i do have something else in mind.


Bottle ya farts. At night insert a fart sucking machine up ya rectum. Suck those farts out while you sleep. The use them to inflate your kites.
flyingcab
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9 Jun 2015 5:53pm
Plummet said..

flyingcab said..


Gilly3 said..



flyingcab said..
If only my kite could pump itself up in an instant, would make life that little bit easier.





What......ur exhaust pipe method not quick enough?

anyway,,,,looks like history is repeating again

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Nice-edit/




I soon found that i was going through many bladders from the exhaust melting through the material.. shame i know but i do have something else in mind.



Bottle ya farts. At night insert a fart sucking machine up ya rectum. Suck those farts out while you sleep. The use them to inflate your kites.


Now thats just sick man... grow up
fingerbone
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9 Jun 2015 9:19pm
I enjoy the add that shows real people kiting. The majority can't and never will be able to do what the advertisers do so bring it to the masses and show some middle age fart having a go and enjoying life. Oh and of corse throw in the sexy wife or girlfriend if needed.
flyingcab
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9 Jun 2015 9:41pm
Actually i wish my kite made me ride this good


Lambie
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9 Jun 2015 9:56pm
looks like those 2 guys are strapless indeed - my wife thinks they are fat and need to kite until they are buff - but that aside I like the idea of a self inflating kite - how the Fu^%k did fat blokes get there dial on this thread??
flyingcab
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12 Jun 2015 6:47pm
Plummet said..

flyingcab said..


Gilly3 said..



flyingcab said..
If only my kite could pump itself up in an instant, would make life that little bit easier.





What......ur exhaust pipe method not quick enough?

anyway,,,,looks like history is repeating again

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Nice-edit/




I soon found that i was going through many bladders from the exhaust melting through the material.. shame i know but i do have something else in mind.



Bottle ya farts. At night insert a fart sucking machine up ya rectum. Suck those farts out while you sleep. The use them to inflate your kites.


You could connect her up to your mouth plummet, the amount of S$!t you talk could easily pump up a 17m 7 strut kite.
Spark
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12 Jun 2015 8:50pm
flyingcab said...
Plummet said..

flyingcab said..


Gilly3 said..



flyingcab said..
If only my kite could pump itself up in an instant, would make life that little bit easier.





What......ur exhaust pipe method not quick enough?

anyway,,,,looks like history is repeating again

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Nice-edit/




I soon found that i was going through many bladders from the exhaust melting through the material.. shame i know but i do have something else in mind.



Bottle ya farts. At night insert a fart sucking machine up ya rectum. Suck those farts out while you sleep. The use them to inflate your kites.


You could connect her up to your mouth plummet, the amount of S$!t you talk could easily pump up a 17m 7 strut kite.


I agree to some extent.

But it's pretty fu$kin rich coming from you chief.
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