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kitergirl

QLD

206 posts

kitergirl

QLD, 206 posts

21 Jun 2006 7:35pm

........

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

21 Jun 2006 5:43pm

I would spread the word of principled conservatism to the poor and needy

elmo

8896 posts

elmo

WA, 8896 posts

21 Jun 2006 5:53pm

probably not bother looking at this forum

gruezi

3464 posts

gruezi

WA, 3464 posts

21 Jun 2006 6:36pm

I would find something as addictive anyway.

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

21 Jun 2006 6:38pm

eat more

samio

183 posts

samio

WA, 183 posts

21 Jun 2006 6:52pm

Run around in circles until i fell over.

Then do it again.

samio

183 posts

samio

WA, 183 posts

21 Jun 2006 6:54pm

oh, and fritter all my "hard" earned cash away on useless novelties.

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

21 Jun 2006 6:58pm

smuggle sex toys into indonesia.

samio

183 posts

samio

WA, 183 posts

21 Jun 2006 7:04pm

id smuggle lots of drugs in my sex toys. then say it wasnt me, and then go on tv, and faint, and cry.

samio

183 posts

samio

WA, 183 posts

21 Jun 2006 7:06pm

yes we all know who were talking about here.

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

21 Jun 2006 7:22pm

... windsurf.

Oh wait, I do

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

21 Jun 2006 9:45pm

do stuff in the ocean.

elmo

8896 posts

elmo

WA, 8896 posts

21 Jun 2006 7:58pm

quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

smuggle sex toys into indonesia.

I am a sex toy,

Sadly a cheap and nasty one which broke during the first use making my owner sad and greatly disapionted.

samio

183 posts

samio

WA, 183 posts

21 Jun 2006 8:03pm

Hmm... so were on the same page nebbian...

we are now wed.

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

21 Jun 2006 8:44pm

quote:
Originally posted by elmo
I am a sex toy,

Sadly a cheap and nasty one which broke during the first use making my owner sad and greatly disapionted.

What's more... I still haven't forgiven you!

elmo

8896 posts

elmo

WA, 8896 posts

22 Jun 2006 4:20am

quote:
Originally posted by azza

quote:
Originally posted by elmo
I am a sex toy,

Sadly a cheap and nasty one which broke during the first use making my owner sad and greatly disapionted.

What's more... I still haven't forgiven you!

Thats what you get when you dress your Elmo up in a Collingwood outfit and make him wear a Nathan Buckley Mask.

Of course he's going to choke, put anything in a Collingwood jumper and they are going to choke, that is apart from pies supporters who can swallow anything (including that they have a hope at the flag).

GreenPat

QLD

4107 posts

GreenPat

QLD, 4107 posts

22 Jun 2006 12:03pm

...still weigh 120kg

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

22 Jun 2006 10:22am

If I didn't kite I would......

probably have too much spare time, part of which would get spent making spurious and contentious posts on Internet forums.

Carn the ~~cats dogs kids albatrosses~~ Pies!

RAL INN

2898 posts

RAL INN

SA, 2898 posts

22 Jun 2006 1:24pm

...... have to do the home maintenance thingy stuff.

Still the broken ribs are helping that problem.

the dilema is, if I admit I'm OK for a root then the relaxing thing is over. Then comes that purgitory of ribs well enough for house maintenance but not healed strong enough to get wet.

I need sympathy.

junglist

VIC

701 posts

junglist

VIC, 701 posts

22 Jun 2006 2:24pm

Solution:

Firry Glove

bigairman

40 posts

bigairman

WA, 40 posts

22 Jun 2006 1:06pm

I would be in the pub drinking guiness with all the lads.

nattdogg

QLD

92 posts

nattdogg

QLD, 92 posts

22 Jun 2006 4:24pm

I WOULD WAKEBOARD

waveslave

4263 posts

waveslave

WA, 4263 posts

22 Jun 2006 2:33pm

If I didn't kite I would.....
live in a place with less wind ))))))))))

mkseven

QLD

2315 posts

mkseven

QLD, 2315 posts

22 Jun 2006 4:54pm

if I didnt windsurf I would be racing an RX-7

elmo

8896 posts

elmo

WA, 8896 posts

22 Jun 2006 4:11pm

quote:
Originally posted by mkseven

if I didnt windsurf I would be racing an RX-7

Ahhhh a Rotary fan

Oh how I miss drag racing my wifes RX4 coupe

puppetonastring

3619 posts

puppetonastring

WA, 3619 posts

22 Jun 2006 8:29pm

Thats insane

Is that for real or has someone just spent a lifetime photo-shopping it up

Whatever - great entertainment

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

22 Jun 2006 9:05pm

If I didn't kite I would......

Dine on fugu served on the breasts of Japanese super-models.

CarlBevo

NSW

609 posts

CarlBevo

NSW, 609 posts

23 Jun 2006 8:07am

breed pedigree hamsters

GalahOnTheBay

NSW

4188 posts

GalahOnTheBay

NSW, 4188 posts

23 Jun 2006 10:44am

thalk ****e on internet forums - oh wait...

Keahi

QLD

853 posts

Keahi

QLD, 853 posts

23 Jun 2006 3:55pm

quote:
Originally posted by kitecrazzzy

cant b bothered reading this so i will just post something 4 u to troll yourself over ~~http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_111732_Foil_wakeboarding_crazy_.htm~~

that is so sik

NorthSide

238 posts

NorthSide

WA, 238 posts

23 Jun 2006 9:54pm

free all the hampsters

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