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Hyzakite
Hyzakite
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6 Nov 2007 2:28pm
Would like to express my concern about ignorant kiters. Correct me if I am wrong but part of the kiting ettiquette is to launch and catch other kites. What goes around comes around.

My frustration stems from an incident at Altona last Sunday. I had come in to the beach as I was getting overpowered (30kts) and was wanting to land my kite. A person by the name of IGNORAMUS MAXIMUS was setting up his kite. He obviously could not here me and did all he could to avoid eye contact with me. Oblivious to his surroundings and in his own little world he chose to completly ignore me (even though he was well aware of my presence.

The result of this was a strong gust came through, lifted me up a foot or two in the air, I grabbed my Q.R and crashed the kite safely on the grass. And guess what? Ignoramus then had to run over and grab my kite anyway.

My point is please please pay attention to your surroundings, and we can avoid getting hurt, and potentially hurting the general public and potentially losing the privillage to kite on our bay. Catching a kite or two is not that hard.


Matt.
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6 Nov 2007 2:38pm
I was not there so I don't know what really happened, BUT because someone possibly didn't know you were there it is their fault for not catching your kite? I take it you signalled by patting your head you alerted them to help you out? As I said I wasn't there so don't really know.
Hyzakite
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6 Nov 2007 3:08pm
That is my whole point. He knew I was there but chose to ignore me. I was yelling, whilstling and patiing my head for a catch. He glanced in my direction and definately saw me but looked the other way.

If he really did not see me the same applies. Pay attention to your fellow kiters, be aware of your surroundings for safety sake.
Saffer
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6 Nov 2007 3:13pm
Before being critical of the person in question and calling them names, ask yourself how many times have you actually dropped everything you were doing on the spot to help someone land, or how many times you actually finish what you are doing and then help them - I'm willing to bet 99% of the time its the latter. Often its easier to finish something than to have to restart again, for example, when you are walking up your lines, and you see someone come in to land there kite, do you stop where you are, or do you finish walking up to the top and then help them?

On the day in question, everyone I saw was looking overpowered when they launched and landed so it was hardly evident when people where landing more overpowered than before. I saw a decent rider get overpowered, get lofted onto land and go straight out again at a point I thought he would be coming in again. It was gusty and the only thing consistent about the day was that fact that it was gusty and going over 30 most of the day. I saw a girl on a Cab go out when I thought she was too overpowered and would land again and she headed out and stayed out. I'm not condoning the behavior, I'm just saying the day in question was not a good day and to call out a person would be tough. For all I know it could have been me.

...and incidentally, the whistling on that day wouldn't help. People couldn't hear me 10m away when I tried to call them.
Hyzakite
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6 Nov 2007 3:34pm
I understand what you are saying however I was blatently ignored.

Again my point is to be aware of your surroundings and others around you. I am not putting blame on the person in question, I am just stating they are ignorant. Especially because he saw me and would not make eye contact. A fact is a fact.
I just looked at your profile Saffer and it was not you.
Axelos
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6 Nov 2007 2:57pm
I 100% agree with Hyzakite.
You always can put on hold what you are doing when you are on the beach (except if your kite is already in the air of course) while it is not true for the guy willing to land his kite.
It should be always the case and I have to say that I faced similar situations as the one described. That really is a shame.
Why is the golf etiquette so well respected and the kitesurf etiquette not that much ???
NJPornstar
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6 Nov 2007 3:14pm
Actually the same thing happened a long time ago.
A guy wanted to bring his kite down somewhere in QLD and one of the most influencial riders at a local beach wouldn't catch the kite. I saw this poor bloke throw his kite by quick release and skid down the beach a bit cause it got tangled.

I asked this guy "Why didnt you catch the kite!?"
One said "He didnt buy it from me."
I said " Well your a ....head"
While I ran past and secured his kite.


azza
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6 Nov 2007 3:31pm
Geez N8,

Purely for safety sake, of course. I don't want to drag anyones' name into this, I just wanna be safe on my next kite trip to QLD.

What kite brand do we need to be flying to get assisted landings in QLD?

Always ready to assist,
AzzA
JB
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6 Nov 2007 5:35pm
I always try to launch and land my own kite (unless it's extremely windy or someone is just standing there not doing anything). I think it is a bit of a lost art, and it can get annoying launching and landing everyones kites, But..... it is pretty very form to ignore a kiter asking for assistance. If someone is asking for assistance, no matter what you are doing you should aid them as quickly as possible, as you never know what the situation may be, they could have a cramp, be stung by something, have been cut or injured, or even have sustained a hard hit to the head and blank out any second. I would like to think that as a community we are smart enough to know to look out for one another, in the interest of safety and the longevity of the sport.

Regards,

JB
NJPornstar
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6 Nov 2007 3:37pm
Won't mention.
He knows who he is. Part man part woman.
meerkat
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6 Nov 2007 3:40pm
Hyzakite said...

Would like to express my concern about ignorant kiters. Correct me if I am wrong but part of the kiting ettiquette is to launch and catch other kites.


Absolutely, but at the same time if you go out kiting on your OWN, then you should be able to land/launch your kite on your OWN.

If you can't then you shouldn't be out there in the first place and you shouldn't expect to go to a kiting spot and rely on strangers to help you out.

However(and before you get too excited), its far safer and easier to do an assisted launch and land, just don't want people going to a popular kite beach and waiting for people to bail them out if their launching and landing needs work and things are likely to go wrong.

Maybe this "guy" thought your kite flying skills were iffy(just speculating obviously) and didn't want to get himself in a situation that he didn't feel comfortable in? 30knots is plenty of wind and you could have easily have injured the bloke.

axis
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6 Nov 2007 6:18pm
I Agree with JB. I am always prepared to self launch & land my kite even if there are others on the beach. All kiters should know how to self launch and land their kites - I've heard of people not going out or staying out until someone else turns up at the beach so they can get an assisted launch or land.

It is nice to be asked if you need a launch though, and an assisted land is appreciated when it is really windy. But there's no way I'm missing out on a kite because no one else is around. I have enough trouble missing out with work & family!!!

Can't comment on Hyza's situation, but if he made it clear the guy should have helped - maybe he didn't realise how overpowered you were and was finishing up attaching lines or something...???

****, wish I was at Altona now



axis
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6 Nov 2007 6:20pm
Hey Hyza,

If he had to grab your kite anyway, did you ask why he didn't help land you?
user
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6 Nov 2007 4:21pm
Maybe he just doesn't like you !
colinwill78
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6 Nov 2007 6:31pm
I love it when people assist me to launch and land my kite.
Don't need it, and rarely ask for it, but there should be more of it.
axis
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6 Nov 2007 7:06pm
user said...

Maybe he just doesn't like you !


waveslave
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6 Nov 2007 6:06pm
NJPornstar said...


I asked this guy "Why didnt you catch the kite!?"
One said "He didnt buy it from me."




Unargueably the quote of the week.

lol.


RAL INN
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6 Nov 2007 7:47pm
Always arrive at the beach with ATTITUDE!

that's the attitude of " I can cope with these conditions and safely"

If the conditions mean you cannot self land or launch then have a think about whether you can cope out on the water in traffic etc.

Take Responsibility for yourself and not be forced to rely on others.

having someone assist you is a privilege not an obligation.

and use this simple guide to coping with conditions.
"If you can tap your would be assister with your kite to get their attention, then you can cope."

regards
Biggus Dickus

Nill illigitimi carborundum
user
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6 Nov 2007 7:22pm
maybe it would have been the right thing to do,for this person to catch your kite.

Just because they ignored you,doesn't mean you can have a big girly cry !

If you are that soft....maybe you should try something else.

"harden the F*** up !!!"
windpig
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6 Nov 2007 9:53pm
azza said...

Geez N8,

Purely for safety sake, of course. I don't want to drag anyones' name into this, I just wanna be safe on my next kite trip to QLD.

What kite brand do we need to be flying to get assisted landings in QLD?

Always ready to assist,
AzzA


Peter Lynn
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7 Nov 2007 6:51am
If thats true that it was a PL,then it doesn't count!

They live in their own little World,and probably don't even know how to catch an inflato !
Hyzakite
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7 Nov 2007 1:31pm
RAL INN said...

Always arrive at the beach with ATTITUDE!

that's the attitude of " I can cope with these conditions and safely"

If the conditions mean you cannot self land or launch then have a think about whether you can cope out on the water in traffic etc.

Take Responsibility for yourself and not be forced to rely on others.

having someone assist you is a privilege not an obligation.

and use this simple guide to coping with conditions.
"If you can tap your would be assister with your kite to get their attention, then you can cope."

regards
Biggus Dickus

Nill illigitimi carborundum


Next time I will try the kite tap method.

I beleive that it IS an obligation to assist fellow kiters. As was demonstrated at Altona yesrerday, no ignoramus' to be seen.
Hyzakite
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7 Nov 2007 1:34pm
user said...

maybe it would have been the right thing to do,for this person to catch your kite.

Just because they ignored you,doesn't mean you can have a big girly cry !

If you are that soft....maybe you should try something else.

"harden the F*** up !!!"


USER.

If promoting safety is girly then I'll put on my best evening gown next time I'm on the water.
stanhalen
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29 Nov 2007 7:53pm
Stkilda and Altona, aren't probably beaches I wouldn't expect to much from. Busy people, city people, etc. i agree with what your saying, but if I get down the beach after work, the last thing I want to do is talk to someone while I struggle to get out for a half hour sess after a **** day, I would not kite at Altona or Stkilda if you payed me, way to much ego. I will always help out someone in trouble. Anyone that can't launch themselve is a retard. Landing in 30knt sucks, at the best of times, scetchy. I guess it's a sign of the times, but selfsufficiency is the name of the game, sad but true.
newto
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1 Dec 2007 7:05pm
i don't know about you but if my parents named me Ignoramus Maximus i would be a bit or a grumpy bugger aswell...
HIZAKITE
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1 Dec 2007 8:07pm
I agree!!!!!!!
GreenPat
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1 Dec 2007 7:18pm
NJPornstar said...

Actually the same thing happened a long time ago.
A guy wanted to bring his kite down somewhere in QLD and one of the most influencial riders at a local beach wouldn't catch the kite. I saw this poor bloke throw his kite by quick release and skid down the beach a bit cause it got tangled.

I asked this guy "Why didnt you catch the kite!?"
One said "He didnt buy it from me."
I said " Well your a ....head"
While I ran past and secured his kite.


That sounds awfully familiar. I was a newbie at a beach in Queensland and one of the most influential riders was there with his cronies and cameraman discussing the moves they had just pulled off for their dvd while I was trying to get their attention to land my kite. They just laughed, and I ended self landing in a horrible mess. He is also in the kite business now, but not PLs.

elmo
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2 Dec 2007 9:29am
RAL INN said...



regards
Biggus Dickus

Nill illigitimi carborundum


Dad

It's me Brian

Mum's been missing you
mintaro
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2 Dec 2007 2:54pm
Wow. Interesting discussion.

And I agree. The first thing I wanted to know before I bought my kite was how to self launch and self land.

When I asked the instructors about this -- when I didn't have a kite -- he said, ah, don't worry about that just yet.

Ok then.

I have since been out with my own gear about 7 times and have been lucky enough to have assisted launch and landings.

And I when I go out for a surf I generally assist at least 2 people in their launches and landings.

In terms of paying attention to what is going on around you, I have learnt that not everybody posesses this form of common sense. It's best to simply look after yourself and go out of your way to learn to land in yuck conditions so you know that you can do it if need be.

As for me, I have not yet done a self launch. But I have seen a few youtube vids that explain it and it seems fairly straight forward.

Landings on the other hand, I have not been able to find many how-tos.

Any of the "anyone that can't self launch/land is a *****<---censored " crowd care to share their techniques for landing? Or anyone else for that matter?

Matt, had I not been in california I would have caught your kite.
Mr Plow
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2 Dec 2007 3:35pm
pclarky said...

Stkilda and Altona, aren't probably beaches I wouldn't expect to much from. Busy people, city people, etc. i agree with what your saying, but if I get down the beach after work, the last thing I want to do is talk to someone while I struggle to get out for a half hour sess after a **** day, I would not kite at Altona or Stkilda if you payed me, way to much ego. I will always help out someone in trouble. Anyone that can't launch themselve is a retard. Landing in 30knt sucks, at the best of times, scetchy. I guess it's a sign of the times, but selfsufficiency is the name of the game, sad but true.


Excellent -one less kiter at Altona.

The only time we have attitude issues at Altona is when the wind direction contains easterly and the kiters from Brighton & St Kilda come over.

The rest of the time it is kited by the best group of kiters you could want to meet.

I catch more than my fair share of kites at Altona & believe that whats goes around comes around. All it would take is one kitemare that injures a passer by to have the sport critically looked at by local council.

Dont be a tool - catch the goddamn kite
Saffer
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2 Dec 2007 4:13pm
I tend to agree, there is way less attitude at Altona than St Kilda. (not much attitude at Brighton when I have been there)

Speaking of which, why do people (mostly newbies) insist on walking back upwind along the sandbank instead of walking up the beach and then proceed to sit with their with their kites at neutral or out over the deeper water so if you upwind of them and trying to get out, it just makes it a nightmare. Its bad enough trying to get out with people waiting to launch, but with a ****load of newbies all standing on the sandbank, it just adds to the frustration.
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