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Jumpinjacks
Jumpinjacks
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6 posts
6 Jun 2010 4:41pm
just stumbled across this description of an electric kite pump on kitepower

The Island Inflator pumps are an incredible DUAL ACTION, AUTOMATIC, 12 volt pump. Designed to inflate inflatable boats these little beauties will also pump up your kites faster than you can say "check out the tits on that chick". Just set the pressure* gauge on the Island Inflator and press the ON Button. The pump will then inflate your kite to its correct pressure and stop automatically.

guess chicks wont be buying this :P

http://www.kitepower.com.au/catalog/product_17764_Island_Inflator_Pump_cat_323.html
loco4olas
loco4olas
NSW
1525 posts
NSW, 1525 posts
6 Jun 2010 10:06pm
Jumpinjacks said...

just stumbled across this description of an electric kite pump on kitepower

The Island Inflator pumps are an incredible DUAL ACTION, AUTOMATIC, 12 volt pump. Designed to inflate inflatable boats these little beauties will also pump up your kites faster than you can say "check out the tits on that chick". Just set the pressure* gauge on the Island Inflator and press the ON Button. The pump will then inflate your kite to its correct pressure and stop automatically.

guess chicks wont be buying this :P

http://www.kitepower.com.au/catalog/product_17764_Island_Inflator_Pump_cat_323.html


Get a life and a joke-for fuggs sake-let's get all PC on the breeze and just kill it off.

Jumpinjacks
Jumpinjacks
6 posts
6 posts
6 Jun 2010 8:27pm
wow someone has a pole up their ass, i just thought it was a funny choice of words to sell a product. Didn't say its horrible or anything just found it amusing
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
1214 posts
VIC, 1214 posts
6 Jun 2010 11:59pm
hehe
Foxinsox
Foxinsox
NSW
23 posts
NSW, 23 posts
7 Jun 2010 12:01am
lol what a great point of sale :P might try that at work ahaha
ApatheticEnd
ApatheticEnd
WA
995 posts
WA, 995 posts
6 Jun 2010 10:37pm
Good on them for having a sense of humor.
Rhys McClintock
Rhys McClintock
NSW
995 posts
NSW, 995 posts
7 Jun 2010 9:11am
Lol good onya Galah for grabbing a screenshot before we get a chance to change it It can stay as is for now - from the marketing genius of Matt Snowdon lol
NSW, 4382 posts
7 Jun 2010 10:11am
Those words are a direct quote from one of the most famous engineers in the world Dr C. Mort. Its, and if he says it then it must be true and correct.
I think we should honour this famous purveyor of mounds and leave his quote intact.

However I just showed it to Mrs Kitepower and although she laughed she thought it could bring down our "family" image.
So Dr C Mort Its profound statement might dissapear, bugga!
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1913 posts
WA, 1913 posts
7 Jun 2010 9:44am
Haaa Mrs Kitepower keeps her back hand strong lol
Hicko
Hicko
QLD
134 posts
QLD, 134 posts
7 Jun 2010 1:27pm
..."faster than a Kite Power team rider can devour a 1KG steak"... lol ...

that's pretty damn fast!
harry potter
harry potter
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2777 posts
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7 Jun 2010 2:12pm
more to the point .......who in their right mind spends $299 on an electric pump ? , what have things come to that we even have a place in the market for these.
If you dont have the energy to pump up your kite you should not be kiting.
If your back hurts from pumping up ....you should not b kiting ( see a chiro ).

Im off to buy a motorised surfboard because I cant be bothered paddling

superlizard
superlizard
VIC
702 posts
VIC, 702 posts
7 Jun 2010 3:01pm
i've been pumping my kite for 2 minutes the other day, only to realise I've left the outlet valve open... i wish i had the electric pump at that moment...

also i reckon when you get old, and just do kite cruising, it would be handy to have a pumping aid... but until that time, manual pumping i reckon is still much quicker... unless the "check out the tits..." ad is fully legit... in which case it would take approx 2 seconds to pump the whole kite, as it takes approx 2 seconds to say that sentence... which is pretty impressive...

Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
2485 posts
WA, 2485 posts
7 Jun 2010 2:33pm
agreed with harry, if you dont have the physical capacity to pump a kite then GEEEEET OUT.
Foxinsox
Foxinsox
NSW
23 posts
NSW, 23 posts
7 Jun 2010 6:09pm
pretty sure if it took the time to say "check out the tits on that chick" you'd over inflate it and it would pop :P have to be a pretty quick pump considering most electric pumps ive seen in the past for inflatable mattresses and stuff take like 10 mins lol
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
7 Jun 2010 8:04pm
Foxinsox said...

pretty sure if it took the time to say "check out the tits on that chick" you'd over inflate it and it would pop


What would pop? Oh never mind...
NSW, 4382 posts
8 Jun 2010 9:33am
Jumpinjacks said...

just stumbled across this description of an electric kite pump on kitepower

The Island Inflator pumps are an incredible DUAL ACTION, AUTOMATIC, 12 volt pump. Designed to inflate inflatable boats these little beauties will also pump up your kites faster than you can say "check out the tits on that chick". Just set the pressure* gauge on the Island Inflator and press the ON Button. The pump will then inflate your kite to its correct pressure and stop automatically.

guess chicks wont be buying this :P

http://www.kitepower.com.au/catalog/product_17764_Island_Inflator_Pump_cat_323.html


Works just as well for chicks too, pumps up their kites as fast as they can "Check out the buns on that guy".
This "checking out" business can take more than a few seconds though, as any purveyor of human flesh would know!

lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
8 Jun 2010 11:52am
Maybe thats why guys are wearing boardies over their wetsuits,
They are sick of girls treating them as sexual objects

dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
8 Jun 2010 10:28am
When there's no wind I love being treated as a sexual object.....

prea
prea
QLD
184 posts
QLD, 184 posts
8 Jun 2010 1:10pm
I was at narrowneck the other day and right on cue a bunch load of Japanese tourists descended on the beach which is a regular occurrence.

With their inquisitive smiley nature I convinced 3 single attractive ladies to pump my kite up while I laid out my lines.

Gotta love the international kite language.

Somewhere in Japan they have the photos to prove it
KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
8 Jun 2010 8:43pm
prea said...

I was at narrowneck the other day and right on cue a bunch load of Japanese tourists descended on the beach which is a regular occurrence.

With their inquisitive smiley nature I convinced 3 single attractive ladies to pump my kite up while I laid out my lines.

Gotta love the international kite language.

Somewhere in Japan they have the photos to prove it


Good on ya! Classic
junglist
junglist
VIC
701 posts
VIC, 701 posts
8 Jun 2010 8:58pm
Kitepower Australia said...

Those words are a direct quote from one of the most famous engineers in the world Dr C. Mort. Its, and if he says it then it must be true and correct.
I think we should honour this famous purveyor of mounds and leave his quote intact.

However I just showed it to Mrs Kitepower and although she laughed she thought it could bring down our "family" image.
So Dr C Mort Its profound statement might dissapear, bugga!


Keep it up there. FLICK the Police.

Foxinsox
Foxinsox
NSW
23 posts
NSW, 23 posts
8 Jun 2010 9:02pm
I doubt this product would have this much exposure without that quote haha
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
8 Jun 2010 9:03pm
KIT33R said...

prea said...

I was at narrowneck the other day and right on cue a bunch load of Japanese tourists descended on the beach which is a regular occurrence.

With their inquisitive smiley nature I convinced 3 single attractive ladies to pump my kite up while I laid out my lines.

Gotta love the international kite language.

Somewhere in Japan they have the photos to prove it


Good on ya! Classic



Should have charged them $10 each for the experience and the photos,

got a slab out of it at least.

Put up a sign next time,,,$10 to pump up a kite and have your photo taken with a true blues fair dink'em aussie kitesurfer.
They will probly line up for the chance.
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