Jumpinjacks said...

just stumbled across this description of an electric kite pump on kitepower

The Island Inflator pumps are an incredible DUAL ACTION, AUTOMATIC, 12 volt pump. Designed to inflate inflatable boats these little beauties will also pump up your kites faster than you can say "check out the tits on that chick". Just set the pressure* gauge on the Island Inflator and press the ON Button. The pump will then inflate your kite to its correct pressure and stop automatically.

guess chicks wont be buying this :P

http://www.kitepower.com.au/catalog/product_17764_Island_Inflator_Pump_cat_323.html

Get a life and a joke-for fuggs sake-let's get all PC on the breeze and just kill it off.

hehe

Good on them for having a sense of humor.

Those words are a direct quote from one of the most famous engineers in the world Dr C. Mort. Its, and if he says it then it must be true and correct.
I think we should honour this famous purveyor of mounds and leave his quote intact.

However I just showed it to Mrs Kitepower and although she laughed she thought it could bring down our "family" image.
So Dr C Mort Its profound statement might dissapear, bugga!

..."faster than a Kite Power team rider can devour a 1KG steak"... lol ...

that's pretty damn fast!

i've been pumping my kite for 2 minutes the other day, only to realise I've left the outlet valve open... i wish i had the electric pump at that moment...

also i reckon when you get old, and just do kite cruising, it would be handy to have a pumping aid... but until that time, manual pumping i reckon is still much quicker... unless the "check out the tits..." ad is fully legit... in which case it would take approx 2 seconds to pump the whole kite, as it takes approx 2 seconds to say that sentence... which is pretty impressive...

pretty sure if it took the time to say "check out the tits on that chick" you'd over inflate it and it would pop :P have to be a pretty quick pump considering most electric pumps ive seen in the past for inflatable mattresses and stuff take like 10 mins lol

Jumpinjacks said...

just stumbled across this description of an electric kite pump on kitepower

The Island Inflator pumps are an incredible DUAL ACTION, AUTOMATIC, 12 volt pump. Designed to inflate inflatable boats these little beauties will also pump up your kites faster than you can say "check out the tits on that chick". Just set the pressure* gauge on the Island Inflator and press the ON Button. The pump will then inflate your kite to its correct pressure and stop automatically.

guess chicks wont be buying this :P

http://www.kitepower.com.au/catalog/product_17764_Island_Inflator_Pump_cat_323.html

Works just as well for chicks too, pumps up their kites as fast as they can "Check out the buns on that guy".
This "checking out" business can take more than a few seconds though, as any purveyor of human flesh would know!

When there's no wind I love being treated as a sexual object.....

prea said...

I was at narrowneck the other day and right on cue a bunch load of Japanese tourists descended on the beach which is a regular occurrence.

With their inquisitive smiley nature I convinced 3 single attractive ladies to pump my kite up while I laid out my lines.

Gotta love the international kite language.

Somewhere in Japan they have the photos to prove it

Good on ya! Classic

I doubt this product would have this much exposure without that quote haha