he's for what everyone else is for. gotta keep as many people happy as he can. he also rides with a vest, helmet, floppy hat under helmet, marine radio, sunnies, camelback and only when his wife lets him.
As for Johnny - well he just could get the zimmerframe to get up and plane at all... Not even with rampant economy floaties... shoulda thrown a kiddy over board - then he wouldv'e been pulling some stylee moves
I reckon Kev's missus would catch his kite for him. Janet - nah, too worried about losing her Melbourne cup hat in the breeze