Yes the lack of wind and summer in NSW this year is all my fault it seems .I am going to Tas for a wedding with my family on Fri until easter .According to the seabreeze prediction graps and also the long range synoptic graphs there will be good wind the whole time I am away and it will return to crud when I get back .So please accept my apologies

did you get the kite back!

Good news !La nina is on the run with a return to la nina soon .(blocking highs in the tasman have re established hence the heatwave in SA ) Too bad summer is almost over .Farmers will have my guts for this but hey i don't get compensation for my business from the govt when the weather sucks ,but i spose i'm only trying to buy food for my family rather than making it for the nation .At least when its been windy there has been epic waves for self indulgence

Not wanting to cause offence Lachy but I think you should stay in Tassie!

Get the the monkey off your back before you ever come back!

No wind
Stolen cars
Stolen kites
getting f%&ed over by a kite co.

enjoy the apples and chocky and the voluptuous body of a close female relative.

and

have fun!!