Hi kite ****
Got my mate here who was steaming back from the islands on the 24th Xmas eve , At approx. 5pm at the channel leads approx. 3nurtical mile North of point moore and the gates of hell he spotted and collected a Tea bag flying med or as he puts it a damaged kite sail with all the puppet strings and controls lol bar my friend bar because that what you get if you kite Its yours if you can tell us how and why the fk you were not with it and the KITE MERE that took place and obviously the colours brand and why the fk you picked those colours ?

Merry fag bagging
Please call my mate I don't want to reply ,but will if you make me laugh
Call ADRIAN ...0427126007

psychojoe said..
If you find a kite without the kiter it's standard to search for a body. Probably should let the water police know , if the kiter survived they should have already been in touch with them.

I don't think this guy is going to do do any searching

Ham sandwich