bugger....I wanted to type a long reply....but I've lost my bifocal glasses, and now I can't set the computer to VERY LARGE FONT.

..and I do need my pensioner card today, as I have been feeling sick (oops...that means cool, or should I say, like, kewel dude)...um...off colour then, and wanted to visit the doctor, but he was out performing an autopsy on the only other at kiter at my local, old Winston, pushing 75, had a heart attack after his poodle tripped his lines and caused his 1m trainer kite to launch in a 12 knot gust before he had his gath hat and impact vest done up, poor guy.

This is all too dangerous for an old codger like me. Time to sell the gear and work on my new magazine. GAK.

"Grey Aussie Kiteboarder".

$6.95 (or $5 with your trusty pensioner card)

will be on the shelves next to KBM next month. Let me know if you want one. GAK is SIK. I expect a huge uptake from all the old farts on this forum. But make sure you don't confuse the 2....you could get a shock at the antics of youth today.....I don't know what's happened to young people these days.....back in my day.....zzzzzzz

Is this version of the mag you're talking about different to the PDF web version (ie - an australian one?) It doesn't seem *that* bad...

as in the one from here: www.theringmedia.com/KBMAG/Archive.htm

Or are you talking about an Australian Print version..

I guess I should sign up as one of the younger one's on here... (at 20). I'm paying for all my own gear/lessons/etc... (& would have more to spend - but I've got a wedding to pay for in a few months...)

Hey tWp thats the yank version.
Hey Bill @ KBM when do us subscibers get ours?

stop winging, take some photos and send em in......look for some kite reviews on the net.....your smart enough to use the net aren't you?

Are you not tellin us something scotty,
i think dude you may well be a target on this forum from this point on , so brace urself son.

PS Sat is a northerly where u guys headin

yeah, or maybe palmy.

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Originally posted by paulio

Are you not tellin us something scotty,
i think dude you may well be a target on this forum from this point on , so brace urself son.

PS Sat is a northerly where u guys headin

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Nar he will be allright son unless talk like that is a atempt to paint a bulls eye on him
I am sure if he had a old kite he would kindly give it to a islander lol

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Originally posted by greenleader

how about constructive articles, like how doing the hangman can help your prostrate?

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You dummy! Take charge of your body before it takes charge of you! Or, learn to spell!

The best thing for your "prostate", the male gland, is to use it!!! The method of "use" is your choice, just use it! (Buying KBM and ****ing hard may save you from prostate cancer, but it is no substitute for enjoying kiting and having a healthy sex-life.)

"Prostrate" is the position of lying face down. The position often used when drunk, or, worn-out from kiting too hard, or, from being on the editorial team for KBM.

Yes, I'm a pr1ck, but I'm an educated one!

Azza i bet you just love to check yours on a regular basis, educated or not you may have a fetish that can be shared aroud at a certain party you would go to.LOL

Hey Laurie

KBM surely are using this thread as an advert.

Naughty Naughty

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Originally posted by tWp

is a thread full of people bitching about how bad the mag is really classed as an advert?

That being said - I'm tempted to go get a copy just to see what all the fuss is about. (maybe I should just wait for next months prostate edition though)

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TWP (REFER TO ORIGINAL MESSAGE:-)
Volume 6, Issue 1 Out Now!!!

The first issue of this season is out now in newsagencies and any good kiteboarding store. This issue features the recent ‘Its Extreme Kiteweek’ in Cairns and plenty of the best stuff from around the globe. Subscribers can also check out Mears Productions coverage of the ‘Its Extreme Kiteweek’ and vote for their favourite entrant in the KBVM Reader Video Contest. KBVM is in DVD format for the first time and will look better on the screen, subscribing is the only way to receive KBVM and best of all – IT’S FREE!!!!! Make sure you subscribe now if you haven’t already to get it with next issue. You can subscribe now and receive a Kiteboarder T-shirt for only $10- extra. Check out www.kbmag.com.au for details.

Look for the cover with Mauricio in the sunset

Hey AZZA,

I wonder if you have to be prostrate to check your prostate.

and when you get around to your date with paulio, regrow the goatie beforehand, he'll appreciate the extra tickle effect(or is that affect).

And by the way. How much would I save in a year if I was to give up buying crap outside my demographic?

would it get me some new kit?

best winds
Tony L

since when did unhooking and grabbing ur board anywhere become so technical? its like the first move for a beginner yet u cant go a page without seeing one.

too see something funny
look at the previous issue

Check out where Balls is grabbing on the front cover.
GO to the page near back where tells u where to grab
it says "Tindy (try to avoid)"
hahaha they don't know wat they are claiming

sweet pic tho....

ohh man handles are gay like a fox....

now on another topic

How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

y would u get the impression that im gay.... im fully serious i've got an old sabot which needs the barnacles scraped off its rudder...
your taking this the wrong way