"Dude, I want some free stuff."
"Wow Man, just ask and you shall receive."
"Dude, I'm asking already. Give me a free kite, people."
"Wow Man, can you be a bit more cool about it ?"
"Dude, I'm sorry ok. Give me a free kite, people ...pretty please with sugar on it."
"Wow Man, that's way better."
"Dude, it's so easy getting free stuff on this stupid forum."
"Wow Man, you're such a smooth operator."