Hey Sci - good news about your kite from Garden Island Naval base,
Just heard they thought they were under attack from a suicide kiter & used a flame thrower to eliminate the threat

however they missed and now a sailor who was bending over scrubbing the deck, has a whole in his pants

the rest of the crew are now happy

Just kidding
There was a report from a Collins Class Sub - that they were under attack by a giant Squid wich had wrapt its 20m long tentacles around the periscope.. but was successfully dislodged after being torpedoed

Honestly - this time
An African bushman who was fishing, was last seen being dragged towards Argentina...