Four kite strings stop in front of a Bar.
The first cute kite string say: "I'm going in for a beer." She goes in
and the bartender says: "Hey, we don't serve kite strings in here." So
she walks out.
The second and third kite strings go in with the same results... Get
out, we don't serve kite strings in here!
The fourth kite string takes off her hat and places her hand on top
her head rubbing her long sexy hair around and tangling it. She places
her hat back onto her head and boldly goes into the bar. The bartender
looks at her kind of questioning, and says: "Hey, aren't you a cute
kite string!?!"
The cute kite string takes off her hat, saying,
"No, I'm a frayed knot."

need some more work not that i can do better :P

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