Anyone else had boardie explosions? So I was kiting in great conditions today in boardies and rashie, at my local flat water spot in Esperance, showing off in front of tourists, threw a big kiteloop, got more horizontal tug than anticipated, crash landed at speed, the water rushed up my boardie legs, and the pressure caused the arse to blow out. Didn't realise at first, was happily tacking out for a second run, when I noticed my backside was a little cold, and my boardies were flapping in the breeze downwind of me....

If there was enough pressure to blow the boardies out, what else aren't you telling us?

haha. COLON FLUSH!!!

IvorWindeas said...

Anyone else had boardie explosions? So I was kiting in great conditions today in boardies and rashie, at my local flat water spot in Esperance, showing off in front of tourists, threw a big kiteloop, got more horizontal tug than anticipated, crash landed at speed, the water rushed up my boardie legs, and the pressure caused the arse to blow out. Didn't realise at first, was happily tacking out for a second run, when I noticed my backside was a little cold, and my boardies were flapping in the breeze downwind of me....

That resonates with me also..

Was having a sesh at Cotton Tree, and didn't stick a landing. Split my jet pilot boardies right the way around.

Also on several occasions nearly busted my cake hole at mach 1 on impact. Anyone had one of those moments where you have jumped and gone very big, got a bit out of control and ball slapped that hard you have just thought about dragging back to shore due to severe pain.. And then checking the nutsack is still intact!