Was kiting today with Dan (we were the only ones out, offshore side of woodies) and some sh#t c#nt stole my pump off the beach and Dans bag and pump. So what I hear you say... They took Dan's keys out of his kite bag and chucked 'em in the sand and didn't steal anything from his car. Some sick sort of a practical joke? own up. Or just really tame theives with a pump fetish.

someone needs to start marketing gun holsters for a kite harness...

corporal punishment i say [}:)]

i don't know whats worse at woodies touros or theives or kitecrazzy

f sake mike dont be so rude and closed minded its not a fetish its a way off life.... c*** pumps and paper bags for the nasties

probably a venom user trying to make a point.
(I have just realised this is polly not true as you had already pumped up )
oh well maybe just put the money saved from buying a new pump and get a PLK and put the keys in the kite
(this has gotta be a new angle on a pimp )

they used to hang horse thieves,my sentiment goes out to you Spaceape,set some bear traps just under the surface of the sand(near a kite pump)and wait for the f###ers to start howlling in pain then grab a shotty and put the lowlife thief out of his/her misery or alternatively contact you local police and arrange a plan to find and convict those low life scum from your area!

yer sum ****s at toms have been walking onto the beach taking peoples key cars and taking everything out of there cars people like this deserve to be delt with

bit off topic but along the lines of what to do to the c#nts if you catch em. i was out surfing at southwall the othe day with a pack of bodyboarders when a car full of hassling QLDers turned up and started dropping in on every single body boarder, at this point i though its going to be on in at the beach but nothing happend, the bodyboarders just got out and left and i thought gee that ended peacefully......until...... i got back to the car park where my car and one other car (the QLDers) one was parked...... they had undone all the wheels and dropped it on the road and chucked all the tires off the wall and into the river, funniest **** i have ever seen, took me so long to stop laughing.

p.s. my car was fine. moral of story, dont act like a c#nt.

Doesnt anyone make a water proof kitebag you could carry all your shizzle while you kite?

Camping and travel stores stock a brand called "Design Go". In their range is a hard waterproof case http://www.design-go.com/detail_38896.html that is ideal for electronic car keys. It cost $10-15 (I don't really remember). They are best worn under a wetty or a tight rashy, otherwise don't hang them around your neck. I've used this for a season without a leak, and I know of other people using them too. Just don't tie it around you neck if you don't have a tight top on, better still, don't tie it around your silly neck at all (AzzA will not be liable for choked kiddies or idiots out there.)

This one is soft and may be able to be cable-tied to a harness www.design-go.com/detail_38839.html or worn around the hips under boardies.

And please don't play on the road. (It's not that I want your genes to continue swimming in the pool, it's just expensive getting panel work done on metallic paint.)

would you be happier next time if they take the car keys as well?

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Originally posted by Spacemonkey!

I don't want glad wrap bags to strap around myself when I'm kiting, I want to know what sort of a c#nt steals 2 pumps and a bag but leaves the car keys. I'm not going camping or sailing, I am going kiting. Plus the keys aren't even an issue, are pumps and kitebags not even safe these days.

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Mind you, that would certainly make for an entertaining distraction if used instead of the regulation board shorts... definitely a call to "go big, or go home", or at least go back in the water where you wont scare the kiddies.

As for the riff-raff: it would seem that they're familiar with the law, (been nicked before i guess) get pinched with the car keys and it's called car theft by a creative prosecutor... whilst the bag and pump might turn a few bucks at the local pawn shop (not to be confused with the porn or pron from the other postings www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=31137 .