They got us paying $8 for a loaf of bread and 700$ rent a week for a studio apartment with no kitchen. Can you advertise less bull**** about the kiteing and more aspects on just being able to afford food like we used to be able to a couple years ago

Tell us the price of an icecream thatll move the crowd in your favour, whisper the price of lamb per kilo the farmer gets and then softly tell us how much that same lamb chop is retail price

But seriously its peak banana season here and they makeing us pay $3.90 when it wasnt that long ago they were 89cents a kilo

Solve these issues and well come kite in mauritius..

Unless you were aiming your advert exclusively at the boomers who own multiple investment propertys then you may aswell just forget about the kite resort and just sell john wayne dvds and asian massage therapists who need money for theyre sick water buffalo

Kiting in Madagascar is anything but ****. Consistent 30knots, pristine beaches, great weather.

But it's a long way, travel is slow and difficult due to poor road etc

Froth Goth said..

Solve these issues and well come kite in mauritius..

Wrong Island fool
You are an embarrassment to any adventure sports athlete. Its no wonder you keep your identity secret

I went to Antananarivo in the mid 90's to cover a famadihana. One of the most weird experiences of my life.
love to get to the northern parts of the island but as Phoney said it's really hard to get there

Speaking of digging up corpses any of you fossills wanna come learn how to kitesurf properly you know learn to ride around while unhooked? Its really not hard or dangerous probably something you should all know how to do safely just gotto get rid of your ridiculous woke trans short leashes

I think anyone who has been to aushwitz probably wouldnt call someone a nazi no idea why its such a popular thing to say these days.

I cant think about it to much cause it just ruins my day/week but essentially amung most the horrible haunting rooms towards the end of the tour you go thru all these rooms lined with all the mugshots of all the people killed there and ill be damned if they all dont look exactly like me.

Luckily my family were good with horses cause we were mountain people so with a bit of hyjinx includeing slightly changeing name to sound more polish less ukrainian stuff like that we managed to shuffle our way from camp to camp everything is so detailed more detailed then todays passport and visa system even.

Anyways now i fly german kites so go figure

The take away from visiting these death camps is pretty much that it wasnt a super evil political party that tried to remove one section of humanity.

The most daunting conclusion most people have is that it was humanity trying to remove a section of humanity. And all of humanity is capable of this.

Its this branding of groups that makes it possible to wash enough minds to then wash more.


So i would like to propose that anyone who doesnt unhook and ride in boots should now wear a special little ribbon that will trail behind you so everyone can see you cant kite for **** and you need to crash at LEAST 10 times before that ribbon can be removed and your allowed on the furtherest downwind leg of the kite spot.

The last thread accused me of being on timmys weed this one acuseing me having some nazi era yabbas

Honestly i have a little bit of a hunter s thompson diet my weed doctors name is (still dont know if its real) dr king swell i guess dr wave slave was taken already

I get a bit of a discount because of my pension on one type of weed and the other type is just for pleasure some that zeta 2 stuff its so dense the vapes dont stand a chance so i gotto bust out the misses hair straightener and some bakeing paper and you heat those nugs up pressed between the paper and you get this liquified resin that gets transferred onto the paper. Then you heat up some glass and drop it in and youll be walking on sunshine like theres a half price sale of air duster at officeworks

Im homeless so i have to bury the vodka i make at random kite spots around the country i just dig a reasonably deep hole and i throw a little bin inside of it and fill it with jars of vodka and fruits preferabbly cherrys i get from a famous sports photographer who picks cherrys as his side gig. But ive got a few bins of mango and few other things i can get my hands on.

Any chemicals are almost strictly from the dark web *thanks 1990s computer science degrees* useually canadian needlepoint seeing as bears gone and i cant really handle the walsh river anymore and the closest thing to yabbas i get is mdma from netherlands because i try to stay out of the whole bikie/copper kalanda dance they got going on.

Anyways its all medicine nothings for anyone else or profit and i dont waste the good stuff on ranting on seabreeze i generally just sit on a butane tank or nang it up for my seabreeze inspirations

When i do meth it makes me feel normal and i think clearly which im pretty sure means i have some undiagnosed stuff going on but i dont know anyone involved in meth or fake coke or heroin because again i prefer to source stuff myself not be at some sort of debt or get stuffed around or robbed or involved in illegal criminal activity.

Seabreeze is definitely the worst thing i do and you all do it too. Yadruggos

Edit* well ill be damned i AM smokeing what timmy gave me!