terryzarmzof said...
2 guys were kiting in budgie smugglers at my local beach yesterday, if it was you please note you are banned for life and required to hand in your kites to the police.
That was quite disturbing. Please help stamp out this weird and gay practice.
I've noticed a disturbing correlation between old fat bald German (the younger ones seem to be more up to date with global swim wear practices) tourists and the use of budgie smugglers on the beach. I'm also pretty convinced that the wearing of these by our friendly euro's is the primary cause for the increase in lesbians, after all, if you were a woman and you saw this horrific sight, would you not also instantly turn gay?
My solution to the problem is simple. Search incoming flights from Germany for the said contraband and ensure that it is added to the "items to declare" form in the airports with mandatory expulsion for those who don't declare. We could also ensure that they are issued with pamphlets with titles like "No, you do not look good in a speedo if you are a male", "Why speedos are reserved for the olympics" and "Budgie smugglers are disgusting - A woman's side of the story". There is no logic reason for anyone to bring these into the country, they're more dangerous than drugs or knives.