Broke my little toe walking up a beach after a day's fishing. Swelled up like I had two big toes on my foot... couldn't get it in a shoe so I played tennis in bare feet. Concrete court, of course. That was the second day after breaking it, cos I was so badly sunburned on the first day that I could only just open my eyes, which will explain why I ran into the tree head first that night and took a bunch of skin off my forehead.
How's my gay score?
My basic guide for pain...
"Doctor doctor it hurts when I do this!"
"Then, don't do that."
