Kiting with diarrhea, is that a no no?

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stanhalen
stanhalen
WA
187 posts
WA, 187 posts
4 Dec 2007 5:37pm
Had cronic gastro this weekend. Have to say the warm feeling of poo feeling up your wetsuit shorts, ain't quit as nice a having a pee. The funniest thing happened, I swear fish were following me, the ultimate burley. I have never seen so many big fish, strange but true.

Perhaps I should fly Gastra an change the letters a bit to warn fellow kiters.

Could use this method to clear the way "Caddyshack style" at Stkilda throwing
pollywoffles out before a sess.
koma
koma
VIC
760 posts
VIC, 760 posts
4 Dec 2007 9:07pm
So what kite and board do you have?
... so i know NEVER to follow you out!
stanhalen
stanhalen
WA
187 posts
WA, 187 posts
4 Dec 2007 7:29pm
only fly gastro kites and boards buddy
kiterdan
kiterdan
WA
680 posts
WA, 680 posts
4 Dec 2007 7:47pm
Be sure to wear a seat harness
MartyJ
MartyJ
QLD
95 posts
QLD, 95 posts
4 Dec 2007 9:09pm
Bloody victorians .... full of s*%t and so keen to tell everyone
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
4 Dec 2007 9:22pm
Id appreciate it if you NEVER said ANYTHING like THAT AGAIN.
At least it would be an easy wipe. Just poo stance it up and wait for a swell. [}:)]
Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
4 Dec 2007 9:38pm
Well I thought that was bloody funny myself.

Dedicated too.
surfoil66
surfoil66
NSW
89 posts
NSW, 89 posts
4 Dec 2007 11:41pm
Fish eat poo and sharks eat fish...........................!!
Blaster
Blaster
WA
501 posts
WA, 501 posts
4 Dec 2007 10:24pm
Kite Boy has diarrhea, Just comes out the other end for the entire session

On that note, will he ever be allowed back Laurie? kind of miss him...[}:)]
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
5 Dec 2007 5:37pm
Kind of miss him, kind of don't.

Clarky, you should have thought to wear boardies hey? Even if it was a bit cool I think it would be worthwhile insurance.
stanhalen
stanhalen
WA
187 posts
WA, 187 posts
5 Dec 2007 4:47pm
do Dakine nitro shorts have a poo quick release system available in the 07?
maybe next year.

puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
5 Dec 2007 5:07pm
I thought that a smooth fluid motion was what we are all chasing.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
5 Dec 2007 7:08pm
i reckon you should wear a drysuit if you are worried about leakage
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