I like the ad thats said you should start out Old then get younger till at the prime of your life by a Mercedes Benz.
Maybe the best part is that by then your life experience will have taught you how to get the most out of being young.
And avoid the total and utter waste of time and money crap.
We wouldn't be influenced by the printed garbage, and other media that would be trying to get our attention by whatever supidity they are trying that has to be stupider than the last piece of stupidity.
We would already know how to spell, and construct a sentence that makes sense.
We would actually have a fully functioning brain that knew of the many braincell destroying practices and avoid them(maybe not all).
Our knees would reduce in pain. Our backs would get more supple. We could reach our toes, and Hair would proceed to it's rightful position. We could hear again, and read those bloody text messages.
All just by practicing ever more radical kite moves.
And best of all. That cute little kitechick would look at you as a toyboy.
Hey Jeff, I was hoping that "he's good" comment was directed at me.
my ego certainly needs some gentle caressing back into life.
Perhaps the best way would be to live to a ripe old age then instead of dieing, reverse and return to your youth.
then start again.
imagine the money you would make and the assets you'd have by 25.
retire at 26 and have fun.
Mind you, the kids you would accumulate might be a problem.
I wonder how Mark Twains qoute would hold up in this senario. "when I was 18, I couldn't believe how dunb my father was. when I turned 21, I couldn't believe how much he had learned in the last 3 years."
