my dick has gone limp!
i tried a little blue pill, but nothing seems to happen.
my girlfriend is getting sick of it, but I'm starting to think she might not be good enough looking!

on a serious note……..my chicken dick isn't stiff anymore.
seems really soft and bends way too easy.
sometimes while on the fly, my chicken loop just rips out off my harness because of its impotence.

has this ever happened to anybody ?

how can i fix it?

advice / solutions?

rest assured, i have rubbed it and given it many a pep-talk with sweet nothings and dirty talk, but i just can't seem to get it stiff !!

I don't understand how this happens. I don't use dicks at all, just a chicken loop and the only time it comes off the hook is when I want it to, or if my lines go slack!

Apparently a bit of garden hose over the chicken dick works well, I have seen a few people (all flying Naish) using this.

Stick a biro down its japs-eye.... Apparently

Tape or hose on your dick. Also a lot 'rides' on your harness hook. Some brands of harness are more prone to the hook straightening. If it has a real fish hook 'U bend shape on its side', you won't have problems. The hooks can bend open to more of an open J shape. Warm it up in hot water and give it a hit with a hammer to close, if this has happened. Maybe compare your hook bend, and give a few other local kiters dicks a squeeze, to see how bad your problem is!

Sounds like you need to get rid of your chicken dick and get a donkey's dick.

MannyBlanch said..

surfingboye said..
Sounds like you need to get rid of your chicken dick and get a donkey's dick.

who uses donkey dick's? :P

kooks in boots...?

surfingboye said..

MannyBlanch said..

surfingboye said..
Sounds like you need to get rid of your chicken dick and get a donkey's dick.

who uses donkey dick's? :P

kooks in boots...?

thats you hahahahaha, nah only the other day!!

No wonder we get called gay by those pole dancers