Whilst packing up on grass next to the walkway, I noticed the following item lying on the grass.

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2716

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2717

It is a (I can only summise that the original owner is either damn ugly and can't get laid given the condition and heavy usage of this particular toy) dildo, of a small size, in a very well used condition. The reason that this particular toy was left on the grass in an area used primarily by kiters and during the day where one of the kite instructor has his gear is a mystery to me but I have put forward the following theories:

a) One of the instructors at St Kilda has found a novel new way of removing the "poo stance" from new kiters. (I would however think that this is likely to lose him business and although I applaud him for his ingenious methods, this one isn't likely to catch on)

b) One of the ladies left it behind (Unlikely given the only 2 females I saw down there were of the more attractive nature and there unlikely to require extensive manual intervention unless their boyfriends/husband are in big need of viagra - given the hardcore state of this particular toy, however, i would say they would probably need to be a little older

c) Kiters at St Kilda have found new light wind activities to keep them occupied (Again, although I applaud your inventiveness, this particular activity is likely to land you in jail if viewed in public)

d) Someone had a REALLY big leak in their bladder and needed to block it with something (Hmmm...someone did have a bladder problem, could be an option)

e) Someone accidentally mistook it for a tube of suntan lotion and only noticed when they were walking with it on the beach (I suggest a visit to the optometrist would be in order)

f) Someone was given it as a hint to "go ^#%$ themselves"

g) One of the kiters girlfriends got really bored on the beach and found something to keep her busy

h) One of the male kiters boyfriends got really bored on the beach and found something to keep him busy

i) Someone flushed it from a qantas flight flying over St Kilda after using it in the bathroom on the plane

If you lost this little toy, I left it at St Kilda and its probably still waiting on the grass, given the fact that nobody else was prepared to touch it either.

actually, on closer inspection, i think its mine; it must have fallen out of the back of my wetsuit somehow when i coughed

Could be Silviu's home made quick release, works similar to "IT" from south park.

St Kilda .... what more do you have to say ;)

did people look at you wierd when you were taking a photo of it.

quote:

---

Originally posted by stamp

thats a windsurfers toy.

---

An interesting point. There were two windsurfers out yesterday...

quote:

---

Originally posted by RAL INN

What did it smell like?

---

Did you chew or suck?

Everyone warned me the only thing I had to worry about down at St Kilda was druggie's needles...guess there is more to worry about...

Bloke who lost it must be bummed.....


Oh shut up!

It can't be Saffer's.
2 reasons.

1. he wouldn't fit anymore Shyt in that bag.
2. if he used it you would notice the bulge.


Also Azza's ex GF was apparently looking for him down St Kilda way, to give back something she didn't need anymore, now he's gone.

Nah, that's not mine, mine's black and is a strap-on.

So we get back to the top of the page.

Saffer was right the first time.

quote:

---

Originally posted by silviu

quote:

---

Originally posted by Spacemonkey!

Could be Silviu's home made quick release, works similar to "IT" from south park.

---

I tought you dopped it, un-intentionally in one of your space odiseys over St Kilda.
Little appe, you miss it, don't you?

---

Wow with such harsh words I might need counselling.

considering Azza is somewhere Hundreds of K's off shore on a boat.

The Statement "mine is still next to the bed, I checked".

is a bit hello sailor.