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NSW, 4382 posts
25 Oct 2006 8:31am
A certain rider who is well know to all the regulars at Dolls and Brighton, had a very near miss with one of our students yesterday.

The student was bodydragging, kite low, around 35 degrees. Rider charges towards student and when he is 20M away and slightly upwind he hucks a jump, student sees what is about to happen and ducks under the water. Brainless lands virtually on the student and rides between the student and the students kite.

If it were not for the quick think student who pushed his bar and lines under the water Brainless would have been tangled in the students lines and would have pulled the student into his board.

Brainless is a known repeat offended, he is a buddy of another leashless rider famous for the DD...
Still trying to jump in the tiny flat area behind the groin when it is busy.
Insist they have some sort of right to do this crap.

What do we do with these two, they are dangerous and and threatening access in the area.

Ideas? Suggestions to deal with them?

Should we name and shame?

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve
FlyOnTheBay
FlyOnTheBay
42 posts
42 posts
25 Oct 2006 6:42am
Simple - pop them
Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
2782 posts
WA, 2782 posts
25 Oct 2006 7:00am
Hey Steve,

These riders need to be approached by the local community as a collective rather than as one or two usual beach police and their actions need to be condemned. It is only when the masses share the conviction of changing their actions that change may result.

If the offenders believe their actions are only upsetting a few then they will not be shifted in their routine. I would grab half a dozen locals to approach them and make sure the message is clear, thet jumping into noobs is not the go.

Name and shame is only going to work if they participate in these forums.

Good luck,

Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:22am
I myself would be reluctant to launch any one named for such an act of recklessness and stupidity. If they asked me for a launch and I was aware of their previous act, I would politely decline and explain that I would not feel comfortable launching someone who is likely to hurt others and/or get our sport banned. It would only take one person to politely decline a launch to really get them thinking... I belive getting them to think is our main priority here. Of course, some one else, not aware of the naming will launch them, or they can self launch, but I believe the one or 2 declines over time may cause them to think before they act in future.

I suggest, that a no launch policy in such situations might prove a positive brain starting move. I also expect the same treatment of myself if I were to behave in such a manner.

For what its worth, I vote for the name and shame.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:26am
I would say the best course of action is to talk to them then and there (you might have already done that).

If he is a repeat offender please name and shame so the rest of us know to stay well clear of him / her... and it means we can also each have a word to him/her whenever each of us see him/her...
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:25am
quote:
Originally posted by Kitepower Australia

If it were not for the quick think student who pushed his bar and lines under the water Brainless would have been tangled in the students lines and would have pulled the student into his board.



lol
I think the student should sign up immediately for the IKO instructors course.
Having advanced moves like duck-diving kitelines fully dialled,
I reckon you should progress this quick-thinking, gifted student right thru to the professional newbie level.
Go noob !
unclechops
unclechops
47 posts
47 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:37am
slave runs nude one on one and kite lessons as well if they dont learn any thing from that at least it will put them off kiting or going out side ever again
Caelah
Caelah
WA
319 posts
WA, 319 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:55am
I don't know who you're talking about but am sure if I knew their names it would come of no surprise.

I vote for name and shame, I'm sorry if this isn't the general consensus but as locals they will be fully aware of the dangers and that jumping close to shore & around beginners is being selfish and irresponsible. Everyone who kites in these spots regularly, knows we're going through the process of forming a club to help prevent us all getting banned and they will also know the reasons behind it.

If they get angry about being named that's their problem. they should'nt have been behaving like idiots.

Congrats to the noobie who managed to prevent an accident.
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
25 Oct 2006 1:06pm
Votes are in Steve... so whodunnit ?
peanuticus
peanuticus
NSW
341 posts
NSW, 341 posts
25 Oct 2006 5:19pm
Name and shame, type of kite, was he wearing trakky pants over his wetsuit?
Fitzy
Fitzy
QLD
617 posts
QLD, 617 posts
25 Oct 2006 6:09pm
Hey Steve.

I do a bit of money lending. With this business comes two big guys who have no necks, a black limo and a violin case.

Do you want to borrow these guys for an arvo ???

Fitzy Gold Coast OZ
FlyOnTheBay
FlyOnTheBay
42 posts
42 posts
25 Oct 2006 5:22pm
MMMMMMMM-DDDDDDDD I wonder who it could be
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
25 Oct 2006 7:28pm
quote:
Originally posted by waveslave


I reckon you should progress this quick-thinking, gifted student right thru to the professional newbie level.
Go noob !



Go Noob hahahahaha nice 1.
FlyOnTheBay
FlyOnTheBay
42 posts
42 posts
25 Oct 2006 5:37pm
Anyone guessed it yet - its easy
windpig
windpig
QLD
113 posts
QLD, 113 posts
25 Oct 2006 7:44pm
Hope all this sheit you people have down south does'nt start creeping
north.Seen the bloke on "the wedge" with the scissors? That should
fix them right up
890Falcon
890Falcon
NSW
383 posts
NSW, 383 posts
25 Oct 2006 8:09pm
I also vote to name and shame them , its people like this that will have the sport banned in the Bay.

We all need to know who they are so we can keep an eye on them and pull them into line when they step out of line.
fattso
fattso
VIC
170 posts
VIC, 170 posts
25 Oct 2006 8:48pm
with all this voting, i suggest an
"I KITE, I VOTE" sticker
policy be rapidly implemented.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:14pm
pull up yer braces, put down that banjo, grab the tar and feathers and the hangin rope cletis, we gonna have us a lynchin...
merman
merman
QLD
431 posts
QLD, 431 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:39pm
right on Stamp!!!!!

I vote Name and Shame!!!!!!! plus details of the color and brand of kite these Koksarkers use, so the rest of us can be aware. I,m soo sick of these type of kiters, theyre not welcome.

repeat offenders refer to Stamps suggestion.
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
25 Oct 2006 7:57pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kitepower Australia

A certain rider who is well know to all the regulars at Dolls and Brighton, had a very near miss with one of our students yesterday.

Should we name and shame?



Steve,
You've admitted in the recent past that you yourself were one of the crazies.
A crazy kiter doing crazy stuff. lol
Near misses happen all the time at these crazy flatwater showpony spots.

What are you going to do about it man ?
Jump on the internet and name and shame everytime a kook gets too close to your private kitesurf teaching beach.

Call up the BBKSA.
They specialize in 'organic persuasion'.
Cabron
Cabron
QLD
363 posts
QLD, 363 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:57pm
Personally I believe that the sticker should say" I Kite and I Don't Vote"....Yeh go ahead and name and shame them....slam DUNK their names across the forum....just hope it wasn't me...
eightfootplus
eightfootplus
NSW
298 posts
NSW, 298 posts
25 Oct 2006 10:23pm
Naming names wont help, if you know who they are then sort it out at the time.

lucky for him that the newb didnt panic, pull the QR and send his bar in the general direction of the nameless.
FlyOnTheBay
FlyOnTheBay
42 posts
42 posts
25 Oct 2006 8:28pm
quote:
Originally posted by waveslave

quote:
Originally posted by Kitepower Australia

A certain rider who is well know to all the regulars at Dolls and Brighton, had a very near miss with one of our students yesterday.

Should we name and shame?



Steve,
You've admitted in the recent past that you yourself were one of the crazies.
A crazy kiter doing crazy stuff. lol
Near misses happen all the time at these crazy flatwater showpony spots.

What are you going to do about it man ?
Jump on the internet and name and shame everytime a kook gets too close to your private kitesurf teaching beach.

Call up the BBKSA.
They specialize in 'organic persuasion'.



Whats your game waveslave. You are always so negative. The boys want to draw and quarter these two leashless morons. Cant you just let the execution squad form in peace and then get on with the execution
batton_holder
batton_holder
WA
92 posts
WA, 92 posts
25 Oct 2006 8:32pm
surely the jumper knew he could have crippled or worse. If he does it again, and really hurts someone, who's to blame, the reckless kiter or the crowd who don't want to educate him?
waveslavefan
waveslavefan
16 posts
16 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:04pm
Your the man dog
wb
wb
6 posts
wb wb
6 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:05pm
Haha you make these forums worth reading and leave me with some hope that not all kiteboarders are overly serious or complete tossers waveslave. Thankyou :)
FlyOnTheBay
FlyOnTheBay
42 posts
42 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:23pm
waveslavefan and wb - a couple of one post wonders - go for it boys
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
25 Oct 2006 11:52pm
quote:
Originally posted by waveslave

quote:
Originally posted by Kitepower Australia

A certain rider who is well know to all the regulars at Dolls and Brighton, had a very near miss with one of our students yesterday.

Should we name and shame?



Steve,
You've admitted in the recent past that you yourself were one of the crazies.
A crazy kiter doing crazy stuff. lol
Near misses happen all the time at these crazy flatwater showpony spots.

What are you going to do about it man ?
Jump on the internet and name and shame everytime a kook gets too close to your private kitesurf teaching beach.

Call up the BBKSA.
They specialize in 'organic persuasion'.



Hey Slavey,

We,ve all done dumb and dangerous stuff. I'm as guilty as any. If not for Steve and other kiters more experienced than myself, pointing it out and explaining safety, I and others would have had more accidents and probably endangered more people. We are all guilty of not thinking and not considering the consequences at times. I think its great to have a network to point it out and hopefully reduce future occurences.

Regards,

FELIX
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
26 Oct 2006 4:02am
quote:
Originally posted by wb

Haha you make these forums worth reading and leave me with some hope that not all kiteboarders are overly serious or complete tossers waveslave. Thankyou :)



This is a post from Waveslave to himself !(He suffers from Bi-polar disorder)

As for not being over serious,what can you say about Waveslave who is obviously on a mission to harrass Steve and Kitepower.Its a form of stalking.

I am surprised that Laurie has let it go on for this long.
stnkygoat
stnkygoat
NSW
230 posts
NSW, 230 posts
26 Oct 2006 7:13am
Turn around and scream "What the **** are you doing?"

It seems kind of simple to me. We all do dumb stuff, and this seems like a good solution - I've had people bollock me, and I've had to apologise, and I've also yelled at others from time to time. If they are really bad, just let them know. If they are still really bad then you have to take more serious steps. Gang up on them and tell their Mum. You are always going to have a problem there because it is a small area (behind the groyne) and you have high usage of two groups - learners and porn-stars (a bad combo). I have a nasty feeling that the only solution to this problem is going to be to close it off to one group or the other - this seems to be how it goes in other places once the traffic gets too high. Sad but true.
stnkygoat
stnkygoat
NSW
230 posts
NSW, 230 posts
26 Oct 2006 7:14am
Also - I love the idea of awarding IKO qualifications to the noob. Brilliant!
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