Message to Seabreeze Trolls........

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Addikt
Addikt
WA
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WA, 553 posts
8 Apr 2010 8:40pm
I would just like to bring the following to the attention of so called members of this forum please read below:

We're all here to enjoy and enhance our sport, so the "rules" for posting in this forum are pretty simple:

1. Be good to others.
2. Keep it fun.
3. Keep it clean - no swearing, harassment etc.
4. Keep it fun.
5. Keep it legal!
6. Keep it fun.
7. No Advertising.

What are we all here for? To discuss kitesurfing - last time I checked it's something we do for fun.

These forums are an extension of that. Our goal is that they extend the sport - and add to the fun.

So please can those who are here to intentionally cause trouble go and find another website to troll........
I would rather read the mindless dribble about cabs in trees and the selfless pimping of ones favorite brand
then some of the potentially damaging motives some people have in this forum.....
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
8 Apr 2010 8:54pm
^^^TROLL...

Rabbling about Cabs in trees, and un-fairly pimping gear is potentially damaging to some people.
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
8 Apr 2010 9:03pm
Far out Sir it was a tongue in cheek comment............and whats wrong with pimping your gear if you have bought something and like it you have the right to pimp it......

StinkyPete
StinkyPete
WA
241 posts
WA, 241 posts
8 Apr 2010 9:23pm
I'm pretty sure most of these posts discuss kite surfing. Cant say i have ever read anything to seriously out of context. Nothing wrong with a good sledge its just a bit of fun. Mite sell chill pills at your local chem.
deXtrous
deXtrous
NSW
451 posts
NSW, 451 posts
8 Apr 2010 11:31pm
the internet filter must have started already.
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
8 Apr 2010 9:34pm
StinkyPete said...

I'm pretty sure most of these posts discuss kite surfing. Cant say i have ever read anything to seriously out of context. Nothing wrong with a good sledge its just a bit of fun. Mite sell chill pills at your local chem.


Hey StinkyPete I think my post is being misinterpreted I am referring to the negative postings of late regarding the negative attitude of some poleple supporting the idea to get kiting banned ;|
Flipper11
Flipper11
VIC
356 posts
VIC, 356 posts
8 Apr 2010 11:50pm
Trolls should find them selfs a girl friend on face book
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
427 posts
VIC, 427 posts
8 Apr 2010 11:57pm
Actually I am suffering from a written form of Tourette's syndrom, so please excuse my occasional swearing.
Shiattt!!!!

Sorry.
Flipper11
Flipper11
VIC
356 posts
VIC, 356 posts
9 Apr 2010 12:23am
poor man you keep saying ****ty **** ****ty **** i know you
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
8 Apr 2010 10:30pm
Flipper11 said...

Trolls should find them selfs a girl friend on face book


Trolling I see ;) what you doing on friday pole dancing !!!!! ;)

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StinkyPete
StinkyPete
WA
241 posts
WA, 241 posts
8 Apr 2010 10:41pm
Yeah all good i dont read every post but dissapointing to hear support of bans. Not to worry plenty of beach for everyone.
Flipper11
Flipper11
VIC
356 posts
VIC, 356 posts
9 Apr 2010 12:48am
Addikt said...

Flipper11 said...

Trolls should find them selfs a girl friend on face book


Trolling I see ;) what you doing on friday pole dancing !!!!! ;)

********* Legal disclaimer *******
The contents of this post is by no means my personal opinion towards windsurfers or any wind driven sports for that matter it is provided as general information only. It is not intended to be given as advice and should not be relied upon as such. If you are concerned about any issue raised by the Material of this post then you should seek your own professional advice. No warranty is given in relation to the accuracy, currency or completenesss of the Material.


What a NERD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH


oceanfire
oceanfire
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
8 Apr 2010 10:56pm
No No, you guys have it all wrong; it's all about segregation!

What we need is a 'Poley V's Kiter' forum, a 'Troll' forum, an 'I love everyone forum' and a 'start lockable thread here' forum.

That way everyone can be happy.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
9 Apr 2010 1:01am
oceanfire said...

What we need is a 'Poley V's Kiter' forum, a 'Troll' forum, an 'I love everyone forum' and a 'start lockable thread here' forum.


fixed that for you
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
8 Apr 2010 11:08pm
Flipper11 said...

Addikt said...

Flipper11 said...

Trolls should find them selfs a girl friend on face book


Trolling I see ;) what you doing on friday pole dancing !!!!! ;)

********* Legal disclaimer *******
The contents of this post is by no means my personal opinion towards windsurfers or any wind driven sports for that matter it is provided as general information only. It is not intended to be given as advice and should not be relied upon as such. If you are concerned about any issue raised by the Material of this post then you should seek your own professional advice. No warranty is given in relation to the accuracy, currency or completenesss of the Material.


What a NERD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH





Flipper your lack of wit in your comments is boring........please go away and think of something more intellegent to post you can have extra time if needed.........
oceanfire
oceanfire
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
8 Apr 2010 11:12pm
GalahOnTheBay said...

oceanfire said...

What we need is a 'Poley V's Kiter' forum, a 'Troll' forum, an 'I love everyone forum' and a 'start lockable thread here' forum.


fixed that for you


That's cool, but some of us miss the fun while we're working.
Maybe you could have an 'archive forum of locked threads' so we can all enjoy the hilarity at our leisure.
I hate missing the crash & burn
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
9 Apr 2010 1:33am
now we're talking!!!!!

a section called the trashcan!!!!

or seabreeze hell.
wave knave
wave knave
306 posts
306 posts
8 Apr 2010 11:50pm
Addikt said...


Flipper your lack of wit in your comments is boring........please go away and think of something more intellegent to post you can have extra time if needed.........


intellegent?

kiters...


Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
9 Apr 2010 1:06am
wave knave said...

Addikt said...


Flipper your lack of wit in your comments is boring........please go away and think of something more intellegent to post you can have extra time if needed.........


intelligent?

kiters...





Come on Knave, if I did not want to be pulled up on my bad spelling I would be asking my Engrish teacher to please check my work beore I posted.......... ;)
smellatroll
smellatroll
WA
16 posts
WA, 16 posts
9 Apr 2010 9:59am
From the number of troll posts, I put forward a Troll Section to be added.

1. Flame every one and insult their mothers and girl friends. Also to be a total tool comment on their spelling, and while your at it attack the grammatical structure of each sentience in the post and state correct usage of commas and apostrophe.

2. Keep it so bad you will make people want to jump of buildings and give up the sport.

3. Keep it dirty - plenty of "your a di#k, your mother was a goat, etc.

4. Keep it fun. Trolling is fun

5. Keep it legal! Bah! illegal is always more fun.

6. Keep it fun. This is in here twice? point 4 again?

7. Only pimp your gear, every post should start with, My kite brand is the best, it boosts 100m, wind range is 2 to 100 knots, it auto relaunches it is indestructible and your brand is a piece of shi$t.

Then log in with your other 5 SB accounts and respond to your own posts agreeing with yourself.

Each post should show the users IP address, this would get rid of users/shops that have setup fake user accounts to bag other brands and fabricate posts.

Re the spelling, Grammer is dead, spelling is nxt.





oceanfire
oceanfire
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
9 Apr 2010 10:31am
Perhaps we need an 'Angry Mob' forum, so we can get the pitchforks & flaming torches out & burn the trolls!
Flipper11
Flipper11
VIC
356 posts
VIC, 356 posts
9 Apr 2010 1:26pm
Lauire CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A TEABAG VS POLLY THREAD JUST FOR A WEEK PLEASE.....
kiter666
kiter666
QLD
49 posts
QLD, 49 posts
9 Apr 2010 1:47pm
Hey flupper is that polly put the kettle on or polly want's a cracker
Flipper11
Flipper11
VIC
356 posts
VIC, 356 posts
9 Apr 2010 5:58pm
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
10 Apr 2010 11:58am
greenleader said...

now we're talking!!!!!

a section called the trashcan!!!!

or seabreeze hell.


actually some forums do have a flame section - enter at your own risk!
terryzarmzof
terryzarmzof
QLD
336 posts
QLD, 336 posts
10 Apr 2010 10:13pm
how bout burn a windsurfer section? the rider that is, and use the windsurfer as the fuel
kaleidoscope
kaleidoscope
NSW
132 posts
NSW, 132 posts
11 Apr 2010 3:45pm
How's the irony with how this thread has transposed!
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
11 Apr 2010 6:21pm
kaleidoscope said...

How's the irony with how this thread has transposed!


I'm sure that wasn't lost on everyone
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
11 Apr 2010 10:09pm
kaleidoscope said...

How's the irony with how this thread has transposed!


What have I created .........[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]

The Seabreeze interwebs is truely the 4th dimension of Tetraspace........ ;)
Flipper11
Flipper11
VIC
356 posts
VIC, 356 posts
12 Apr 2010 12:14am
terryzarmzof said...

how bout burn a windsurfer section? the rider that is, and use the windsurfer as the fuel


nasty little bugger
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
11 Apr 2010 11:04pm



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