"Dude, check out the graphics on my new kiteboard."

"Wow man, they are filthy."

"You know dude, graphics are super important."

"How so, man?"

"Well for one thing dude ...good graphics make you ride way better for sure."

"No sh1t, man."

"Yeah dude, cause you feel good about your board and stuff."

"I get what you're saying, man."

"Like with my graphics dude ...that sh1t makes me feel so good about myself."

"And that's why you ride so good hey. What about stickers, man?"

"Dude, stickers are ok. Being spono-ed is good but super cool graphics are hot."

"Yeah man ...those deathheads with all the daggers poking thru eyesockets dripping blood ... that's really awesome."

"Right on. So what kind of graphics are on your new board, dude?"

"None. I've just got a plain brown board, man."

"Dude, that's poo."

theDoctor said...



'round here it would be more like

Man "sit ,,stay"
Dude "woof,woof,,woof"
Man "bloody sit and stay"
Dude "woof,woof,woof"
Man "come back here you stupid animal"
Dude "woof,woof,woof"

"dude have you been reading seabreeze lately?"

"yeah, a bit, but there are a couple of idiot's that post on there all the time that shxt me!!"

"Yeah man I know! Like what about that dude waveslave that's always ranting on about death leashes and, well I dont even know what"

"TELL ME ABOUT IT! That old woman needs to get the sand out of her undies and move on."

"At least there is sir rowdy to pull everyone up when they are talking BS and offer insightful advice"

"you're just saying that because you wanna root him!"

"well he does talk about manlove a lot"