Mr Green & Orange kiter - the Rangers after you.

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JohnnoKeys
JohnnoKeys
WA
551 posts
WA, 551 posts
1 Mar 2007 6:02pm
Mr Green & Orange kiter who does down winders from Cottesloe to Scabs - the Cottesloe Rangers and Lifesavers are after you and gonna throw the book at you. They rang me today really PISSED OFF. They nearly caught you at scabs but you did a runner in to a high rise apartment block on the beach, so they could'nt get ya.
They have asked me, to ask you to stop kiting through the swimmers at Cottesloe main beach ( inside the pole and metres from a packed beach)and swearing abuse at the life savers, when they warm you off. When the Rangers catch you, you will be fined and lose all your kiting gear. I hope the Rangers get you soon. Love Johnno Keys WAKSA Cottesloe.
ryan78
ryan78
QLD
53 posts
QLD, 53 posts
1 Mar 2007 7:15pm
Its dicks like that who give the sport and those who do it a **** name , we have had the same prob up here in mackay , and we called the club together and got the local surf life savers club involved . we got a pos outcome and full support of the MSLSC , the last thing anyone wants is kiteing baned at any more places, good on ya Jonno
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
1 Mar 2007 6:34pm
Sounds familiar...

There are a few crew who push the envelope on the run from City Beach/Floreat to Scarbs also. They cannot resist every metre of wave face including the paltry 50m stretch right in front of Floreat kiddies beach. Lame and selfish when you have a 5km run that is punter/family free! [}:)]

In fairness 80% just shoot past this stretch but some dlcks pull risky moves right on the shore with unknowning toddlers and parents meteres away. Yes they are impressed with your antics fellas - in their ignorance of what can go wrong!

A few weeks ago when doing the fam thing at Flozzer it was like a circus with 3 kites smashing down on the water 5-10m from shore and drifting through this section with lines all over the place!! One hot launched complete with flailing pilot completely out of control before again smashing down about 3 m from an absolutely shltscared booger (who had predicted this and luckily began retreating back to shore before it happened).

Also to those that do the walk of shame back up through that stretch - is it really too hard to put you kite over the water (as I do) for that small section?? I talked to one kiter doing this- who wasn't any where near the worst offender (explaining that I was also an addict) and his reaction was pretty lacklustre. Plain lazy and selfish to have your kite low over kiddies when the beach drops off towards the water line and the kite lines are just above head height.

It is simply a matter of time until "toddler decapitated by selfish p***k kiter" hits the headlines. Well then we can all moan an b***c about regulations and how all the best beaches are off limits can't we...

It gets me arced up how selfish some crew can be.
clacks
clacks
NSW
25 posts
NSW, 25 posts
1 Mar 2007 8:42pm
good on ya johnno the clacks and baz from nelson bay are right behind ya son.we need the clubbies and general public on our side.
gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
1 Mar 2007 8:50pm
Not many Orange and Green kites around; what brand puts out these colours?
cRAZY Canuk
cRAZY Canuk
NSW
2528 posts
NSW, 2528 posts
2 Mar 2007 12:51am
North had those colours on a kite think it was a 05 Vagas? Thought I was one in the Buy and Sell Section.
cRAZY Canuk
cRAZY Canuk
NSW
2528 posts
NSW, 2528 posts
2 Mar 2007 12:54am
05 Vegas mainly green with bit of Orange
AP
AP
WA
121 posts
AP AP
WA, 121 posts
1 Mar 2007 11:17pm
Talk about Perth's most wanted....or unwanted!


Agreed, next it could be the camera crews chasing him into an appartment block, not the beach fuzz.
congo abrezio
congo abrezio
NT
285 posts
NT, 285 posts
2 Mar 2007 12:00am
that book their throwing would hurt i rekon. depends on the size of the book really.
CAUTION
CAUTION
WA
1097 posts
WA, 1097 posts
1 Mar 2007 11:48pm
whilst we are bitching about knobs that do the wrong thing to give us A BAD NAME the blonde euro knob that walks his white rebel up the path at scabs and then lands it on the grass: we dont care how safe you think your kite is and how great ur skills are, it takes nothing for the swirly wind to throw your skinny ass hangin out your low slung boardies onto the carpark or onto a kiddie havin a shower.
you need a good smack.
normally uncle mike sorts you lot out, wait till he sees you...
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
2 Mar 2007 11:11am
Reminds me of a TISM song: c**t or w**ker
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
2 Mar 2007 12:29pm
quote:
whilst we are bitching about knobs that do the wrong thing to give us A BAD NAME the blonde euro knob that walks his white rebel up the path at scabs and then lands it on the grass: we dont care how safe you think your kite is and how great ur skills are, it takes nothing for the swirly wind to throw your skinny ass hangin out your low slung boardies onto the carpark or onto a kiddie havin a shower.
you need a good smack.
normally uncle mike sorts you lot out, wait till he sees you...




Bl00dy hell!! I forgot about this turkey!! I thought I was having a bad acid flashback the 1st time I saw this... didn't even bother talking him up as he obviously is a stubby short of a six pack. I was packing up in the carpark and amazingly none of the kiters near to him seemed bothered

What a goose/turkey/knob/f***wit - one was not enough!!
GranG
GranG
WA
260 posts
WA, 260 posts
2 Mar 2007 1:08pm
quote:

- one was not enough!!



Oooh I can see offical WAKSA Beach Safety badges coming out, and "dips#!t***" stickers

*** Smal print reads ***
You have been identified by the WAKSA Beach Saftey Officers as acting dangerously or in a manner that brings the sport in dis-repute. Please stop being a "dips#!t".

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One more reason to enforece a minimun level of training/certification to be able to kite at the beaches. a 30 - 60 minute process annually to get your sticker... given by IKO or equivilent... and cheap....

but I like the sticker idea more....
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