kiter789 said...
"South Island police have released a warning after a "very large shark" chased two surfers out of the water near Dunedin."
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4820714a11.html
They don't cruise around in the ocean mistakenly nudging people in New Zealand. Nope, they march right up to you and go; "Piss off, thank you" (because it's New Zealand and everyone is very polite)
The probably sound like Temuera Morrison from Once Were Warriors, bite you and say "Too much weights, not enough speedwork bro" and then tell you to "Cook the man some effing eggs bitch!"
