Nick names for kites

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gokid
gokid
QLD
491 posts
QLD, 491 posts
2 Apr 2016 11:21am
Does anybody else have a nick name for there kite/kites ?


5-6m Micro Rocket

7-8m Pocket Rocket

9m Rocket

10-11m I have never owned so no name yet

12m The 12

17m Space Station

theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
2 Apr 2016 12:30pm


No, that's retarded
daggy
daggy
WA
528 posts
WA, 528 posts
2 Apr 2016 11:24am
My red kite is Rosie
my emerald green one is Esmeralda

but when they fling me upside down on my head they are generically known as "the Bitch"

I think it's like with an old faithful car, they've got their own characters. After you've had em for a while and been through some stuff together, that's when you give em a name.
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
2 Apr 2016 1:03pm
Had an RPM
Called it the cock
Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
2 Apr 2016 1:12pm
theDoctor said..



I call my 6m theDoctor. Because its short and angry plus its a little ugly too.........
Gazuki
Gazuki
WA
1363 posts
WA, 1363 posts
2 Apr 2016 1:16pm
cauncy said..
Had an RPM
Called it the cock


Is that why you rode it so much!!
Jono77
Jono77
WA
356 posts
WA, 356 posts
2 Apr 2016 1:40pm
An old 15m I had around 2003 we called "The Bus". It was like driving a bus, a little slow to corner and had to take the corners wide. It also felt like the long bar I was swinging around was like the big steering wheel of a bus. It was also around the weight of a bus and it was a little hard to stop!!
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
2 Apr 2016 6:27pm
Plummet said...
theDoctor said..



I call my 6m theDoctor. Because its short and angry plus its a little ugly too.........


You spelt penis wrong
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
2 Apr 2016 3:27pm
Gazuki said...
cauncy said..
Had an RPM
Called it the cock


Is that why you rode it so much!!

Good one gaz
Do you know it's not correct for gay insults
hargs
hargs
QLD
634 posts
QLD, 634 posts
2 Apr 2016 7:13pm
Dendrophilia is a common nick-name for Cabrinha kites.
Youngbreezy
Youngbreezy
WA
1259 posts
WA, 1259 posts
2 Apr 2016 5:28pm
The 7m is the whipper snipper

The 10m is the makita push mower

And the 17m is the ride on mower

All experts at mowing the lawn!
Nathe
Nathe
WA
441 posts
WA, 441 posts
2 Apr 2016 7:58pm
7.5 - mr green
9 - smoke
10.5 - punch
12 - boss
BlueDemons05
BlueDemons05
WA
6 posts
WA, 6 posts
2 Apr 2016 8:58pm
the original 6.5 jipsy was the best
Kamikuza
Kamikuza
QLD
6493 posts
QLD, 6493 posts
2 Apr 2016 11:40pm
My Speed3 21 I refer to as "zombie American Jesus"...big, fat, white, lumbers around like the undead, but Jesus saves! sessions...
bjw
bjw
QLD
3691 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
2 Apr 2016 11:42pm
You guys are not serious?
Nathe
Nathe
WA
441 posts
WA, 441 posts
3 Apr 2016 3:49am
bjw said...
You guys are not serious?


Yep deadly serious.. That's the model names
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
3 Apr 2016 7:31am
I assume dendrophillia means tree hugger.
Ragzilla
Ragzilla
VIC
240 posts
VIC, 240 posts
3 Apr 2016 11:20am
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
3 Apr 2016 12:05pm

You spelt theDoctor wrong
Kozzie
Kozzie
QLD
1451 posts
QLD, 1451 posts
3 Apr 2016 9:44pm
i call mine ****ya!
ala
"come ohnnn ****YA!!" doing the slow downwind ride when its to light to actually ride upwind
hargs
hargs
QLD
634 posts
QLD, 634 posts
4 Apr 2016 9:04am
RAL INN said..
I assume dendrophillia means tree hugger.


Dendrophilia (also known as arborphilia) literally translates as a love of trees
SibboV1
SibboV1
368 posts
368 posts
4 Apr 2016 12:16pm
Ragzilla said..
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!


Soon we'll see marriage rights for people wanting to marry their tree. It's all about equality and acceptance....
azza2u
azza2u
QLD
91 posts
QLD, 91 posts
4 Apr 2016 2:33pm
"Big Bertha" my 2002 16.5m Cabrinha Contra once had a short but intimate affair with a partner of the leafy variety.
Nutdip
Nutdip
WA
67 posts
WA, 67 posts
4 Apr 2016 9:07pm
9- brumby
11-mustang
14- clydesdale.
Vatos Locos
Vatos Locos
230 posts
230 posts
6 Apr 2016 7:11am
I just asked my one and only 12 to marry me and of course she said ..... (just hope my 9 n 14 don't get jealous)
Vatos Locos
Vatos Locos
230 posts
230 posts
6 Apr 2016 7:13am
Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!


So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?
noodelsrominov
noodelsrominov
VIC
265 posts
VIC, 265 posts
6 Apr 2016 9:36am
upsidedowner said...
Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!


So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?


That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.
Loftywinds
Loftywinds
QLD
2060 posts
QLD, 2060 posts
6 Apr 2016 10:25am
All my kites are simply called - classics!

They rock!
Youngbreezy
Youngbreezy
WA
1259 posts
WA, 1259 posts
6 Apr 2016 8:44am
noodelsrominov said...
upsidedowner said...
Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!


So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?


That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.


Yes especially if advertising as " a couple small holes and some staining on the canopy"
Vatos Locos
Vatos Locos
230 posts
230 posts
6 Apr 2016 9:11pm
Youngbreezy said...
noodelsrominov said...
upsidedowner said...
Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!


So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?


That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.


Yes especially if advertising as " a couple small holes and some staining on the canopy"


Nothing better than a bit of kite love
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