Obscene Kite Mare at Woodies

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Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
6 Jan 2006 10:14am
I thought seeing that guy bust his collar burn on NY Day was disturbing enough.

Now I know the real meaning of sickening.

Last night a newbie at Woodies took things to a whole new, disturbing level.

He was rigging up wearing nothing but Speedos.

Dick Hammocks. Budgie Smugglers. Pointers. Nothing else.

I find this sort of behaviour extremely offensive. There was not a woman in site he could have been hoping to impress.

So why!? Why!? WHY GOD WHY!!???

I feel regular Woodies flyers should band together and make a stand before we are unable to open our eyes at our local spot for fear of catching site of the Sluggo-Clad monster.

I know I can count on you guys!

I'm off to therapy now.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Jan 2006 2:00pm
I got a hot pink g-string for xmas that i was going to wear .Hope you are there when im setting up,will you help me if i get into troubles,,lol
bondo
bondo
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
6 Jan 2006 1:46pm
lol! maybe he lost a bet
Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
6 Jan 2006 11:47am
Wear it on the outside of your boardies then.
bondo
bondo
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
6 Jan 2006 3:56pm
now that'd be a cool look - wetsuit with boardies and then speedos over the top. the ultimate in protection
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Jan 2006 5:10pm
Wait till your local nudist club discovers kitesurfing
milosh
milosh
35 posts
35 posts
6 Jan 2006 3:21pm
i saw your mum out there with the kite rigged up to her nipples
Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
6 Jan 2006 3:23pm
Leave Mum out of this. She gave up nipple kiting years ago anyway.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
6 Jan 2006 3:36pm
That must have been the new breast kite she was on
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Jan 2006 7:12pm
Hope it has a good safety release or watch out stretch nipples,yoweeeeeeeeowch
Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
6 Jan 2006 4:12pm
Mum just called and she's not happy.
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
6 Jan 2006 4:14pm
breast kites dont believe in safety systems because some times they fail. so to be safe they dont have them at all
Jess
Jess
WA
206 posts
WA, 206 posts
6 Jan 2006 4:31pm
I was watching something on TV, don't recall if it was a current affairs program or an Aussie history doco but it reckoned speedos are making a comeback in fashion circles this summer.
Better watch out...
Juddy
Juddy
WA
1103 posts
WA, 1103 posts
6 Jan 2006 4:38pm
the problem with Ben's mum & nipple kiting is that you never know if she's excited coz of the wind, or just plain excited....
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Jan 2006 8:06pm
This forum is incredable,how did we get from some bloke in speedos to Bens mum nipple kiting,not that i would rather talk about some dude in speedos and im sure Bens mums nipples are lush but,,,,,,,,,,oh crap, forgot what this thread was even about,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nipples
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
6 Jan 2006 5:10pm
its easily explained by the late seabreeze
kiterdan
kiterdan
WA
680 posts
WA, 680 posts
6 Jan 2006 5:12pm
Was it a bloke on a new RRD wave kite by any chance?? If it was him, get used to it!
We were up in gnaraloo and bourkey was on a mini mal with speedos with 5 other blokes around at turtles
elmo
elmo
WA
8896 posts
WA, 8896 posts
6 Jan 2006 7:13pm
Just be gratefull there was no polies so see it

We can live with the boardies look, But it was bad enough the pajama pantz crew painting a target on em selves.

Thank goodness us middle aged podgey polies aren't self concious

Alby
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